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Fucking hoodrats.. (EPIC BEARD MAN)

MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
edited February 2010 in Off Topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJMMhmDBJE


Thank you old man.

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,323 mod
    I bet she smashed the whole football team, and be cappin dem niggaz up.


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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    FUCK YES.

    All hail this motherfucker.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    OMFG I cried laughing

    If he were in china that jigaboo would get his ass kicked
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    he got knocked the fuck outttttttt
    nigger
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Funny how those fucking porchies were saying "Let's press charges" when the Black dude struck first.
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,761 spicy boy
    lol
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I didn't hear what happened, summarize?
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,761 spicy boy
    fucking ocho's
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    An old guy beat the shit out of a chicken head piece of shit.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Because he was bein an asshole?
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Exactly.
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  • slip_knotslip_knot Posts: 512 juggalo
    Fanny pack ftw.
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  • 1DisturbedMthrFckr1DisturbedMthrFckr Posts: 1,027 juggalo
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GO OLD GUY!
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  • PrimalScream31PrimalScream31 Posts: 3,544 mod
    edited February 2010
    hahaha,that was some funny shit there....

    That Greasy Pork Chop Homie got ROCKED by a 67 year old man.

    I love it!!!!
    photo mayhemsignature2013_zps1209e6fd.jpg I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound.
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  • caseyjonesluvcaseyjonesluv Posts: 374
    Kickin ass rokin the fanny pack! I luv it. 67 years old. that is just embarrassing
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    that is awesome
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    you know your a badass when you beat
    some ass wearing a fannypack
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Transcript:

    Tyrone: AC Transit!

    EBM: How much you charge-

    Tyrone: AC Transit!

    EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

    Tyrone: Wha?

    EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

    Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

    EBM: You said -

    Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

    EBM: Yes.

    Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

    EBM : Hey man, you offered!

    Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

    EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

    Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

    EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

    Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

    EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

    Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

    EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

    Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.

    EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

    Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

    EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

    Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.

    EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old, you ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

    Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!

    EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

    Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

    EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass. Sit your little black ass down.

    Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

    EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!

    Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.

    EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

    Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

    Latoya: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

    Sheneequa: He’s getting down, nothing you can do about it now.

    Latoya: Beat his white ass! Fuck this bitch!

    Laqueesha: Nooo...

    EBM: No you won’t!

    Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

    EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

    Latoya: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

    Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

    EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.

    Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

    Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.

    EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

    Tyrone: What?

    Latoya: Stop it!

    Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

    EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

    Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

    *Epic Fight Scene*

    Latoya: Ooh...

    Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

    Latoya: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

    Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

    EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!

    Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

    Tyrone: Ooooh...

    EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!

    Crowd: Oh god...

    John: He was within a range of me...

    EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE! DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

    Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

    Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

    Jennifer: You okay back there?

    Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

    Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

    Latoya: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp. Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

    Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

    Sheneequa: Are you alright?

    Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

    Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

    Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

    Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

    Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

    Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.

    Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga.
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    edited February 2010
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man

    Part 2


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek


    Dumb nigger tries to explain herself.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsX5j-8T3Y
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yeah, now she says Caucasian and tries to sound sophisticated, but in the video you hear KILL DAT PINKY
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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