Almost got some booty tonight. But alas, twas a fail more epic than it has ever been foretold.
What Distance said.
We were partying at a friends house for her birthday and this cute girl in a TBDM shirt was there and I told her id be her beer pong partner. So long story short a few games later she started grabbing at my shit so we made our way to the bathroom and i start working my magic but as i go to put it in she asked if I had a condom. Which I didnt. So none for me.
What makes it such a fail is 2 fucking days before i pulled my wallet condom out and threw it in the trash laughing and told my friend "yeah ill prob never need this"
Almost got some booty tonight. But alas, twas a fail more epic than it has ever been foretold.
What Distance said.
We were partying at a friends house for her birthday and this cute girl in a TBDM shirt was there and I told her id be her beer pong partner. So long story short a few games later she started grabbing at my shit so we made our way to the bathroom and i start working my magic but as i go to put it in she asked if I had a condom. Which I didnt. So none for me.
What makes it such a fail is 2 fucking days before i pulled my wallet condom out and threw it in the trash laughing and told my friend "yeah ill prob never need this"
LMAO. Some guys will try really hard without a condom tho. I don't understand why some guys who hardly know me want to take the risk.
Almost got some booty tonight. But alas, twas a fail more epic than it has ever been foretold.
What Distance said.
We were partying at a friends house for her birthday and this cute girl in a TBDM shirt was there and I told her id be her beer pong partner. So long story short a few games later she started grabbing at my shit so we made our way to the bathroom and i start working my magic but as i go to put it in she asked if I had a condom. Which I didnt. So none for me.
What makes it such a fail is 2 fucking days before i pulled my wallet condom out and threw it in the trash laughing and told my friend "yeah ill prob never need this"
LMAO. Some guys will try really hard without a condom tho. I don't understand why some guys who hardly know me want to take the risk.
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What makes it such a fail is 2 fucking days before i pulled my wallet condom out and threw it in the trash laughing and told my friend "yeah ill prob never need this"
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