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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    she probably took all her pills at one time, and was reusing condoms.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    GOD, THAT ABORTION MUST HAVE BEEN STRANGE
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    she probably took all her pills at one time, and was reusing condoms.
    she was my best friends wife, they weren't stupid like that. she was just ultra fertile
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    she probably took all her pills at one time, and was reusing condoms.
    just rinse em under the sink and give it another go
    :-bd
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    GOD, THAT ABORTION MUST HAVE BEEN STRANGE
    shes 3 years old now
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    she probably took all her pills at one time, and was reusing condoms.
    just rinse em under the sink and give it another go
    :-bd
    It is the same thing as underwear.... just turn that shit inside out, and you are good to go.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    i know a chick who was on BC and used a condom and still got pregnant
    GOD, THAT ABORTION MUST HAVE BEEN STRANGE
    shes 3 years old now
    HOLY SHIT, THEY BETTER GET THAT ABORTION DONE SOON BEFORE THE CHILD HITS THE 53 TRIMESTER
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    hahahah
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2011
    Has anyone ever thought about turning down sex with the condom requirement? If it wasnt for the fact of getting to see the girl naked, there's almost be no reason to even go there. masturbation feels better to the dick then a condom. I never turned it down because I always figured I could figure out the magic words to removing that bothersome thing. I'd really like to see some dude say

    [-( no thanks. you're hot and all, and I'd like to get with you... but fuck condoms. I'll wait.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i would just want a blowjobzzz then
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    Has anyone ever thought about turning down sex with the condom requirement? If it wasnt for the fact of getting to see the girl naked, there's almost be no reason to even go there. masturbation feels better to the dick then a condom. I never turned it down because I always figured I could figure out the magic words to removing that bothersome thing. I'd really like to see some dude say

    [-( no thanks. you're hot and all, and I'd like to get with you... but fuck condoms. I'll wait.
    i haven't used a condom in 5 years . fuck that shit.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i would just want a blowjobzzz then
    once I had a chick offer to give me a bj, and then when I was game she tried to convince me to wear a condom. I was like "dumb bitch"

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    A lot of chicks don't give bjs but I don't see the problem
    I like them
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i would just want a blowjobzzz then
    once I had a chick offer to give me a bj, and then when I was game she tried to convince me to wear a condom. I was like "dumb bitch"

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    thats bitch slap worthy
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    A lot of chicks don't give bjs but I don't see the problem
    I like them
    yah i call them the girls i ignore
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    A lot of chicks don't give bjs but I don't see the problem
    I like them
    i personally think a chick that refuses to do BJ's is worthless
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i haven't used a condom in 5 years . fuck that shit.
    I havent used a condom in a decade. My first was on BC... and the next chick I was with wasnt and so she was the first and last chick I used a condom with.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i haven't used a condom in 5 years . fuck that shit.
    I havent used a condom in a decade. My first was on BC... and the next chick I was with wasnt and so she was the first and last chick I used a condom with.
    i'm pretty sure i fuck way more people than you.

    and before someone goes lolaids. we only swing with couples we know and trust.

    and before lolbitchgotpreggo. a lot of the girls we swing with are milfs and got their shit tied, the ones that don't i only assfuck

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i would just want a blowjobzzz then
    once I had a chick offer to give me a bj, and then when I was game she tried to convince me to wear a condom. I was like "dumb bitch"
    thats bitch slap worthy
    yeah... it's about one of the dumbest things I've ever heard a girl say. To be fair, she didnt realized how awful condoms are for guys. I explained it, and then she was down. B-)
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited June 2011
    hell, jackin it while high >>> condom blowjob
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