How metal are you?

SkullAndCrossbones

im so metal i eat sand and shit glass

Chicken_Fucker

Stoned_Catz

laurjohn2

Stoned_Catz

Stoned_Catz

tehleast i dont has one hangin out meh pretty moufvez

and, i do i nubz meh cokk between meh legs nubz it to deafvez

Necrothulhu

fucketh_thine_self

i gave Rob Halford a handjob, I'm more metal than you!

Chicken_Fucker

i gave Rob Halford a handjob, I'm more metal than you!

=D>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24MmylTeY4

WakeOfAshes

I am so metal that once I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. \m/

Chicken_Fucker

Waynes World 2

SkullAndCrossbones

I am so metal that once I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. \m/

:-)) :-))

HOODS

SkullAndCrossbones

george wins, end of thread

Stratophony

tehleast i dont has one hangin out meh pretty moufvez

and, i do i nubz meh cokk between meh legs nubz it to deafvez

how did you know she was sucking my dick this morning...@-)


KILL BURNS

Chicken_Fucker

^^ lol good one

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My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure, It's got you screaming for more.

\m/

Stoned_Catz

d00d chickz can climb to teh moon on meh cokk [-(

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d00d chickz can climb to Uranus on meh cokk B-)

fucketh_thine_self

My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure, It's got you screaming for more.

\m/

That just shows how metal you aren't

WakeOfAshes

My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure, It's got you screaming for more.

\m/

I hate that song and hate that fag Daron who wrote it.