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GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

NEEDS ITS OWN THREAD FOR BEING SO GREAT

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

I didn't think the movie was that great, but it did make me lol just a little.

WATCH IT AGAIN

THE JOKES ARE REALLY INTELLECTUAL SO IT TAKES A FEW VIEWING BEFORE YOU REALLY GET IT

AND CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL IS ALSO GREAT

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking...

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

I watched it a couple years ago so I don't remember it that well.

WATCH AGAIN

ITS GREAT

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
Lisa: Wow!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]
Young Ben: Dad?
Ben's Father: Hmm?
Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
Ben's Father: That's nice.
[Flashback pans back to the present]
Ben Chapelski: [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?
Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
Everybody: Geddy Lee!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Bring me my stunt cock.

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

[Joe is introduced to the young actresses he'll be co-starring with]
Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison: Say what?
Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Maxxx Orbison: You get me some nice close-ups... and you give me a nice slow zoom, starting with a medium closeup on the cock... and then widening out to an establishing shot.
Camera Man: Genius.

GULCH_OF_ROT · May 2011

Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.