FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE

WakeOfAshes

[-(

Heisenberg

You no like snakes??

WakeOfAshes

I've never been that big of a fan of snakes... but when they are two times longer then my car, and venomous, and right outside your window... no. absolutely not. [-(

WakeOfAshes

imagine trying to catch that fucker with your hands. [-(

fucketh_thine_self

i'd try catching it with an excavator and by catching it i mean smashing it with the bucket

Bottle_Tree

Eeeee! Look at him go!
8->

Heisenberg

I'd kill the fuck out of that snake

=;

Razor_Shark

That snake would kill the fuck out of me

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Fixed

Shanez_Wife

He's cute though.

BlindGuardian93

I've never been that big of a fan of snakes... but when they are two times longer then my car, and venomous, and right outside your window... no. absolutely not. [-(

That fucker was right outside your house?

Heisenberg

How? I've killed multiple snakes before, Poisonous ones. All you need is a somewhat long shovel n some boots.. <):)

myplagueRob

I've never been that big of a fan of snakes... but when they are two times longer then my car, and venomous, and right outside your window... no. absolutely not. [-(

That fucker was right outside your house?

Time to move away. Fuck that shit.

Bottle_Tree

How? I've killed multiple snakes before, Poisonous ones. All you need is a somewhat long shovel n some boots.. <):) </p>

Did you make boots and stuff out of them after?
:-D

Shanez_Wife

Lol be sure to include that warning in the sale of house. "Oh, btw, you may occasionally see snakes that are twice as long as your car. Don't worry though, no one has died... yet"

Razor_Shark

How? I've killed multiple snakes before, Poisonous ones. All you need is a somewhat long shovel n some boots.. <):) </p>

That snake is at least 30 feet long, and judging by that and how high its head is in that picture I would say about 3 feet, you would need more than some boots to avoid a bite by that sucker.

NolaFree810

lol i wouldnt go near that thing in a full armor suit

Heisenberg

How? I've killed multiple snakes before, Poisonous ones. All you need is a somewhat long shovel n some boots.. <):) </p>

Did you make boots and stuff out of them after?
:-D

Nahh you need lotsa skin to do that. I have a couple skulls with fangs in em. And I have like 3 rattle snake rattlers.

Shanez_Wife

How? I've killed multiple snakes before, Poisonous ones. All you need is a somewhat long shovel n some boots.. <):) </p>

That snake is at least 30 feet long, and judging by that and how high its head is in that picture I would say about 3 feet, you would need more than some boots to avoid a bite by that sucker.

IF you call animal control chances are they'll just run into your house crying like a bitch.

WakeOfAshes

I've never been that big of a fan of snakes... but when they are two times longer then my car, and venomous, and right outside your window... no. absolutely not. [-(

That fucker was right outside your house?

LOL. :-)) If my house was reddit it was.

No... just a reddit post. I think it was taken in Australia.

WakeOfAshes

That snake would kill the fuck out of me

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Fixed

I was thinking the same thing.

BlindGuardian93

I've never been that big of a fan of snakes... but when they are two times longer then my car, and venomous, and right outside your window... no. absolutely not. [-(

That fucker was right outside your house?

LOL. :-)) If my house was reddit it was.

No... just a reddit post. I think it was taken in Australia.

Gotchya well i didnt know where you lived. I know in Florida they can get really big. And up here a giant black Cobra escaped from the zoo near me and they dont know where it is :-|