**The Official Iron Maiden fucking SUCKS thread**

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Gnomez

I think you should do the horizontal tango to Women in Uniform....or Aces High....

Chicken_Fucker

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

Gnomez

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can FLight of Icarus play while I fuck you?

Okay I got it....you guys need to do the grim fandango to the song "Iron Maiden" (live).
And when it gets to Bruce yelling "Scream for me Long Beach" you need to replace "Long Beach" wiith each others appropriate
name....
The only problem is that song has a very fast beat and those lyrics are about 2 minutes into the song so you might blow your lolly before you get to that (lyrical) climax

MetalCoresades

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

bout Cannibal Corpse?

Santana

GULCH_OF_ROT

IRON MAIDEN = GODLY

1D_for_life

IRON MAIDEN = GODLY

This.

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

:-q

Xeno

This thread:

JLRedWing13

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

:-q

There's nothing really wrong with that......some music isn't meant to make you horny lol.

1D_for_life

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

:-q

There's nothing really wrong with that......some music isn't meant to make you horny lol.

Haha I was just kidding

Santana

IRON MAIDEN = GODLY

MetalCoresades

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

:-q

There's nothing really wrong with that......some music isn't meant to make you horny lol.

i dunno... Harris's bass playing is pretty smexy

Santana

Sorry if I don't want to get laid listening to a dude thumping on the bass

NolaFree810

well youd have to actually get to the getting laid part for that to even pose as a problem....

1D_for_life

Iron Maiden and sexy time don't really mix. Even for me.

:-q

There's nothing really wrong with that......some music isn't meant to make you horny lol.

i dunno... Harris's bass playing is pretty smexy

I would have sex with Maiden playing
:>

JLRedWing13

well youd have to actually get to the getting laid part for that to even pose as a problem....

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Santana

Wow dude that would have hurt real bad if I were in 6th grade.

Xeno

BURN.

NolaFree810

TRV, your own inner failure of gettin teh sexy time hurts far worse than any comical retorts that i can dish out