COUDERSPORT, Pa.—Police in north-central Pennsylvania say they've solved the case of the missing bull semen.
Authorities in Sweden Township, near Coudersport, say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn't have been delivered without someone signing for it.
Township police Chief Bryan Phelps says the package was in a UPS warehouse and has since been delivered.
The township is about 140 miles northeast of Pittsburgh
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IF IT WAS A HOAX THE REAL JIZZ IS STILL OUT THERE, BREAKING INTO HOMES AND VIOLATING INNOCENT PEOPLE.
I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, SOMETHING NEEDS TO DONE, I WANT PROOF OF JIZZ AND I WANT IT NOW!
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES
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not moi