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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers

    3. Who’s most likely to succeed? Brittz
    Aww. Thanks >:D< Hope you're right.
    you're a smart girl from what I've seen! Make money babae!!!! \m/
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I wouldnt be such a dick about Jesus's return... :(
    Which is exactly why I answered Jillian.

    But seriously, if Jesus really did return in the way the Bible predicts it, my reaction would be summed up perfectly with this picture:

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    Yeah, I'd have a real bone to pick with the dude. "da'fuck Jesus? So you're telling me that ridiculous story that you (as a god) need to come to earth and be killed by us, so we can go to heaven is true? That makes no fucking sense. Why would you make such a dumb story and then expect people to follow it if it is real???? Tell me! I want it explained to me now damnit!"
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    1. Just as predicted in the bible, Jesus returns. Who’s most likely to go "YES! YES!!! I TOLD YOU SO FUCKERS!!!" Trixie
    2. Who’s most likely to soon be single? Alex and Bianca
    3. Who’s most likely to succeed? Jay
    4. Who’s most likely to suck the dick of their favorite artist? Erik
    5. Who’s most likely to be a porn star? Leah
    6. Who’s most likely to spend a night in Jail? Abbadon
    7. Who's most likely to eat gum off the ground? Nola
    8. Who's most likely to eat butthole tonight? BT
    9. Who's most likely to get kicked out of a concert? apparently Me, Rex, or Ape
    10. Who on this site is gonna die first? Erik
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    2. Who’s most likely to soon be single? Alex and Bianca

    :))
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited February 2012
    New Qz's...

    Last night on Valentines day night:
    1. Did you get flowers?
    2. Did you get Chocolate?
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)?
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)?
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)?
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)?
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)?
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday?
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday?
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg?
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy
    1. Just as predicted in the bible, Jesus returns. Who’s most likely to go "YES! YES!!! I TOLD YOU SO FUCKERS!!!"? me
    2. Who’s most likely to soon be single? idc
    3. Who’s most likely to succeed? mc
    4. Who’s most likely to suck the dick of their favorite artist? bianca
    5. Who’s most likely to be a porn star? nola
    6. Who’s most likely to spend a night in Jail? hoods
    7. Who's most likely to eat gum off the ground? erik
    8. Who's most likely to eat butthole tonight? me :>
    9. Who's most likely to get kicked out of a concert? gulch
    10. Who on this site is gonna die first? me
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy
    edited February 2012
    1. Did you get flowers? no
    2. Did you get Chocolate? yes
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? head, if that counts
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? no
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? italian joint called scalini's
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? no
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? yes. i dressed in all black and red with my hurr down. caught bitches admiring my swagger all night
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? fuck yeah
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? no
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? nope
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Last night on Valentines day night:
    1. Did you get flowers? - No.
    2. Did you get Chocolate? - Yes. my fav kind too!
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? She made me a nice vday basket with my fav coffee and other treats.
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? Nope.
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? We ordered pizza in
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? Going to the club this weekend to see Alonzo Bodden
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? Nope.
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? :> it was great.
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? :> yeeeessssss.
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? :)) fuck no :))
  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    1. Did you get flowers? no
    2. Did you get Chocolate? no
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? no
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? no
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? no
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? no
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? no
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? no
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? no
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? yes
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,711 spicy boy
    1. Did you get flowers? - No. I gave some
    2. Did you get Chocolate? - no. i gave some
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? -no
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? -no
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? -no
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? -no
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? -no
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? -no
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? -no
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? -no
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Did you at least get to hold hands MC???
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,711 spicy boy
    i really only saw her for like 5 mins yesterday. gave my gifts. little hug, little kiss. and thats it
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Give that bitch an orgasm, bitches love orgasms
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    1. Did you get flowers? no
    2. Did you get Chocolate? no
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? no, just some head
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? yes, Drive
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? no ordered in, (chinese)
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? no
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? no
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? some
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? no
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? no
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    1. Did you get flowers? -- No
    2. Did you get Chocolate? -- No
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? -- Yes, I got a Revocation hoodie, but it wasn't for Valentine's Day.
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? -- No
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? -- No
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? -- No
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? -- No
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? -- No
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? -- No
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? -- No

    Oh well lol. I still had a pretty good day :)
    I love winning with women
  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    1. Did you get flowers? No
    2. Did you get Chocolate? Yes
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? I got a cool shirt, stuffed kitten, and a Gwar ticket.
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? No.
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? No
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? No
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? No
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? No
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? No
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? No.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited February 2012
    i think ill be hitting homeruns for the yankees before MC gives a girl an orgasm
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    1. Did you get flowers? -- No.
    2. Did you get Chocolate? -- No.
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? -- A wonderful necklace. :)
    4. Did you watch a movie (What movie)? -- No.
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? -- No.
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? -- No.
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? -- No.
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? -- No.
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? -- No.
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? -- No. Unfortunately I worked most of the day :(
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy

    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? -- A wonderful necklace. :)
    orly?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    1. Did you get flowers? No
    2. Did you get Chocolate? No
    3. Did you get some really cool present (post if so)? No
    5. Did you go out to eat dinner (where)? No
    6. Did you go to a club (what club)? No
    7. Did you wear something saxae last night (what)? No
    8. Did you have sexae time on Vday? No
    9. Did you eat butthole on Vday? No
    10. Did you answer no to all of the above because you are foreveralone.jpg? Basically
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