have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? lol ya. first album you ever bought? hanson - middle of nowhere how old was your mom in 1984? 16. a band you love one album but hate all other releases? slipknot longest period of time without masturbating? 16 yrs did/do you like high school? lolno would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? probz. have you ever made out with a dog? daily why do you keep coming on here? boredom whats the secret password? *********
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? haha no first album you ever bought? lp hybrid theory how old was your mom in 1984? no clue a band you love one album but hate all other releases? longest period of time without masturbating? 2 weeks did/do you like high school? it was alright would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? haha no have you ever made out with a dog? nope why do you keep coming on here? becuase this site fucking rules whats the secret password? goddamn
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? no first album you ever bought? dont remember how old was your mom in 1984? 34 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? no idea longest period of time without masturbating? idk, the first 12 or 13 years of my life did/do you like high school? hate school in general would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? lol what? have you ever made out with a dog? only if they brush their teeth first why do you keep coming on here? for laughs whats the secret password? vaginas
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? can't say I have first album you ever bought? I think Van Halen 1 how old was your mom in 1984? 15 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Disturbed longest period of time without masturbating? a couple of weeks did/do you like high school? it's alright would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? yes have you ever made out with a dog? nope why do you keep coming on here? the people whats the secret password? *********
1D_for_lifePosts: 13,785destroyer of motherfuckers
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? No first album you ever bought? Probably the Space Jam soundtrack. how old was your mom in 1984? 19 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? I don't know longest period of time without masturbating? A week did/do you like high school? Hellz noez would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Sure have you ever made out with a dog? No why do you keep coming on here? I ask myself the same question sometimes whats the secret password? $w@Gg
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? -nope first album you ever bought? - hmm... i think it was Behind Silence and Solitude by All That Remains how old was your mom in 1984? - idk... like 20 maybe a band you love one album but hate all other releases?- none longest period of time without masturbating? - a long time did/do you like high school? - no i dont would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? - idc, they're my ex's. have you ever made out with a dog? - no why do you keep coming on here? - excellent question whats the secret password? - 12345
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? No. first album you ever bought? I think it was Now 4 how old was your mom in 1984? 20 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Can't think of one longest period of time without masturbating? A month maybe did/do you like high school? 50/50 I guess would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? I don't have any ex's, so I win. have you ever made out with a dog? No. why do you keep coming on here? There are a fair amount of good people, I'm kept up to date with all of my favorite bands, and the drama is funny as fuck whats the secret password? Password
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? No first album you ever bought? Beatles - Revolver how old was your mom in 1984? 21 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Mudhoney (I guess) longest period of time without masturbating? 1 month did/do you like high school? Fuck High School, it never ends! would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? yyyeeeuuuppp have you ever made out with a dog? All the time why do you keep coming on here? Funny to see all the trolling and find new bands whats the secret password? ßü
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? -- No
first album you ever bought? -- System of a Down's S/T debut.
how old was your mom in 1984? -- I can't do math right now ><
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? -- The Black Crown (Suicide Silence)
longest period of time without masturbating? -- 12 years.
did/do you like high school? -- No. Fuck high school.
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? -- I give zero fucks about two of my exes, but the first one was/is nice, so Idk. I have Bianca, though
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
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have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? No. I have a strict policy against that sort of shenanigans. first album you ever bought? Metallica - ...And Justice For All \m/ how old was your mom in 1984? ~37 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Chris Cornell Solo work. I love the unofficially released "Unplugged In Sweden". His other 3 official releases are garbage.
longest period of time without masturbating? 10-13 years maybe. I don't think I started that until around that age. Since then I havent gone longer then a week, maybe two.
did/do you like high school? No. hated it.
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? I'd let my best friend fuck any of my ex's for nothing in return. They are my past, not my future. I'd wish him luck and tell him things didnt work out with me and her.
have you ever made out with a dog? No.
why do you keep coming on here? I like the people
whats the secret password? New England Clam Chowder
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? "No. I have a strict policy against that sort of shenanigans." first album you ever bought? Astro Creep 2000 from White Zombie how old was your mom in 1984? 25 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Incubus longest period of time without masturbating? Not sure. I have better things to keep track of. did/do you like high school? Nope would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Sure. have you ever made out with a dog? No. why do you keep coming on here? It keeps me entertained at work. whats the secret password? fuck you
*EDIT...I thought the first album was reading first Metallica album...fixed*
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? A few Penises first album you ever bought? Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry how old was your mom in 1984? 75 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Metallica - St. Anger I love, but I hate everything else by them. longest period of time without masturbating? I've never masturbated did/do you like high school? I was homeschooled would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Don't have any ex's have you ever made out with a dog? once or twice why do you keep coming on here? I was told that there would be cake whats the secret password? Ke$ha
have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? Many phallic objects, or not first album you ever bought? Judas Priest - Living After Midnight (best of) how old was your mom in 1984? 23 a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Job For A Cowboy longest period of time without masturbating? 14 years did/do you like high school? Parts yes would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Yeah, because I don't have any have you ever made out with a dog? When haven't I? why do you keep coming on here? Because I need to give people updates on my workouts and rap career and I don't have any real friends. It's aight though, because I say inflammatory remarks just to appear "edgy" like my boy Tyler so people totally respect me. Right? whats the secret password? MFHSwag
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have you ever had anything in your butt besides poop? nope first album you ever bought? i believe it was either astro creep 2000 or melon collie and the infinite sadness how old was your mom in 1984? 24ish a band you love one album but hate all other releases? umm Korn longest period of time without masturbating? from the time i was born until i discovered masturbating probably around 12ish did/do you like high school? yeah it was alright, i skipped lots but i didnt hate school, that that i loved it either would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? sure they are ex's for a reason have you ever made out with a dog? nope why do you keep coming on here? cuz im bored at work whats the secret password? shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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first album you ever bought? hanson - middle of nowhere
how old was your mom in 1984? 16.
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? slipknot
longest period of time without masturbating? 16 yrs
did/do you like high school? lolno
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? probz.
have you ever made out with a dog? daily
why do you keep coming on here? boredom
whats the secret password? *********
first album you ever bought? lp hybrid theory
how old was your mom in 1984? no clue
a band you love one album but hate all other releases?
longest period of time without masturbating? 2 weeks
did/do you like high school? it was alright
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? haha no
have you ever made out with a dog? nope
why do you keep coming on here? becuase this site fucking rules
whats the secret password? goddamn
first album you ever bought? dont remember
how old was your mom in 1984? 34
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? no idea
longest period of time without masturbating? idk, the first 12 or 13 years of my life
did/do you like high school? hate school in general
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? lol what?
have you ever made out with a dog? only if they brush their teeth first
why do you keep coming on here? for laughs
whats the secret password? vaginas
first album you ever bought? I think Van Halen 1
how old was your mom in 1984? 15
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Disturbed
longest period of time without masturbating? a couple of weeks
did/do you like high school? it's alright
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? yes
have you ever made out with a dog? nope
why do you keep coming on here? the people
whats the secret password? *********
first album you ever bought? Probably the Space Jam soundtrack.
how old was your mom in 1984? 19
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? I don't know
longest period of time without masturbating? A week
did/do you like high school? Hellz noez
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Sure
have you ever made out with a dog? No
why do you keep coming on here? I ask myself the same question sometimes
whats the secret password? $w@Gg
first album you ever bought? - hmm... i think it was Behind Silence and Solitude by All That Remains
how old was your mom in 1984? - idk... like 20 maybe
a band you love one album but hate all other releases?- none
longest period of time without masturbating? - a long time
did/do you like high school? - no i dont
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? - idc, they're my ex's.
have you ever made out with a dog? - no
why do you keep coming on here? - excellent question
whats the secret password? - 12345
first album you ever bought? I think it was Now 4
how old was your mom in 1984? 20
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Can't think of one
longest period of time without masturbating? A month maybe
did/do you like high school? 50/50 I guess
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? I don't have any ex's, so I win.
have you ever made out with a dog? No.
why do you keep coming on here? There are a fair amount of good people, I'm kept up to date with all of my favorite bands, and the drama is funny as fuck
whats the secret password? Password
first album you ever bought? Beatles - Revolver
how old was your mom in 1984? 21
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Mudhoney (I guess)
longest period of time without masturbating? 1 month
did/do you like high school? Fuck High School, it never ends!
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? yyyeeeuuuppp
have you ever made out with a dog? All the time
why do you keep coming on here? Funny to see all the trolling and find new bands
whats the secret password? ßü
first album you ever bought? -- System of a Down's S/T debut.
how old was your mom in 1984? -- I can't do math right now ><
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? -- The Black Crown (Suicide Silence)
longest period of time without masturbating? -- 12 years.
did/do you like high school? -- No. Fuck high school.
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? -- I give zero fucks about two of my exes, but the first one was/is nice, so Idk. I have Bianca, though
have you ever made out with a dog? -- ...no
why do you keep coming on here? -- For teh lulz.
whats the secret password? -- password
first album you ever bought? Metallica - ...And Justice For All \m/
how old was your mom in 1984? ~37
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Chris Cornell Solo work. I love the unofficially released "Unplugged In Sweden". His other 3 official releases are garbage.
longest period of time without masturbating? 10-13 years maybe. I don't think I started that until around that age. Since then I havent gone longer then a week, maybe two.
did/do you like high school? No. hated it.
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? I'd let my best friend fuck any of my ex's for nothing in return. They are my past, not my future. I'd wish him luck and tell him things didnt work out with me and her.
have you ever made out with a dog? No.
why do you keep coming on here? I like the people
whats the secret password? New England Clam Chowder
first album you ever bought? Astro Creep 2000 from White Zombie
how old was your mom in 1984? 25
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Incubus
longest period of time without masturbating? Not sure. I have better things to keep track of.
did/do you like high school? Nope
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Sure.
have you ever made out with a dog? No.
why do you keep coming on here? It keeps me entertained at work.
whats the secret password? fuck you
*EDIT...I thought the first album was reading first Metallica album...fixed*
first album you ever bought? Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry
how old was your mom in 1984? 75
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Metallica - St. Anger I love, but I hate everything else by them.
longest period of time without masturbating? I've never masturbated
did/do you like high school? I was homeschooled
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Don't have any ex's
have you ever made out with a dog? once or twice
why do you keep coming on here? I was told that there would be cake
whats the secret password? Ke$ha
I love that movie
first album you ever bought? Judas Priest - Living After Midnight (best of)
how old was your mom in 1984? 23
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? Job For A Cowboy
longest period of time without masturbating? 14 years
did/do you like high school? Parts yes
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? Yeah, because I don't have any
have you ever made out with a dog? When haven't I?
why do you keep coming on here? Because I need to give people updates on my workouts and rap career and I don't have any real friends. It's aight though, because I say inflammatory remarks just to appear "edgy" like my boy Tyler so people totally respect me. Right?
whats the secret password? MFHSwag
first album you ever bought? i believe it was either astro creep 2000 or melon collie and the infinite sadness
how old was your mom in 1984? 24ish
a band you love one album but hate all other releases? umm Korn
longest period of time without masturbating? from the time i was born until i discovered masturbating probably around 12ish
did/do you like high school? yeah it was alright, i skipped lots but i didnt hate school, that that i loved it either
would you let your best friend bang all your exs for your dream wife/husband? sure they are ex's for a reason
have you ever made out with a dog? nope
why do you keep coming on here? cuz im bored at work
whats the secret password? shhhhhhhhhhhhh