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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    it'd be awesome if you guys would stop quoting it :-bd
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    no
    well then.....















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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Nope
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm shocked how many people think doggy is the best. Crazy.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    1. Favorite sex position? I like the girl on top fucking me, instead of me fucking her.
    2. What celebrity(s) do you currently have crushes on? selena gomez
    3. Ever take a pic of your own turd? no.
    4. Is there a celebrity in particular that you find attractive that would seem as a surprise to most people? Probably not.
    5. Ever snort coke off of a strippers ass while she was texting her boyfriend? no.
    6. Do you know what comedian that last question was a referrence to? no.
    7. Ever walk around your house naked just because nobody was home? no.
    8. Ever use someones ass as a pillow? no.
    9. Ever walk around outside naked? no.
    10. If you could stalk 1 celebrity, who would it be? Selena Gomez...
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2011
    Favorite avian? Peregrine Falcon
    Worst fastfood? KFC
    What'd you get on your SAT? 1530 of a possible 1600.
    Do you know anyone who has ever cut themselves with a butter knife? No.
    Last book you read? Enders Game
    Which forumer would you want to eat you alive? None.
    Worst video game you've ever played? I really hates Ghost and Gobblins for the NES. Hardest fucking game ever.
    What level do you play on in Rock Band? Newbie
    Favorite concert venue? The Gorge, in George WA
    How many bones have you broken? None, that I know of.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The Gorge \m/

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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    edited June 2011
    Favorite avian? Owls
    Worst fastfood? Taco Bell
    What'd you get on your SAT? .............
    Do you know anyone who has ever cut themselves with a butter knife? No.
    Last book you read? .........
    Which forumer would you want to eat you alive? None.
    Worst video game you've ever played? I haven't ever played a horrible game, but I'm not a big fan of Halo.
    What level do you play on in Rock Band? Expert B-)
    Favorite concert venue? House Of Blues, Orlando FL
    How many bones have you broken? None.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    What'd you get on your SAT? don't remeber. 1690 or something like that
    I was going to call bullshit on this because up until a few years ago, 1600 was the max score. but you are saying a 1690/2400... Which I believe is slightly better then average. funny they changed scores like that and so it is really difficult to compare my results with yours.
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    Favorite avian? to eat? ostrich is pretty yummy
    Worst fastfood? mickey dee's
    What'd you get on your SAT? we dont have those here
    Do you know anyone who has ever cut themselves with a butter knife? yes, i can cut my self on anything
    Last book you read? the heroin diaries
    Which forumer would you want to eat you alive? the weakest is always the first to go.
    Worst video game you've ever played? fight club for ps2
    What level do you play on in Rock Band? i dont
    Favorite concert venue? Downsview Park
    How many bones have you broken? 3: nose, hand ,arm
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    How many bones have you broken? 3: nose, hand ,arm
    when you break your nose, I dont think you are actually breaking bone. I could be mistaken. I was told by a doctor that it was obvious my nose had been broken a several times.... I never saw a dr for that.
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    well whatever i fucked mine up bad. the doc had to push it back in place. i now have a deviated septum thats like 97% blocked on one side and like 80 some percent on the other. i have almost no sense of smell now because of it.
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    i can smell smoke and thats about it
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    well whatever i fucked mine up bad. the doc had to push it back in place. i now have a deviated septum thats like 97% blocked on one side and like 80 some percent on the other. i have almost no sense of smell now because of it.
    I was exactly the same way (97% blocked. Had my nose broken by my step dad beating me up a few times. never saw a dr)... and then I found out that my insurance would pay 100% to fix it. I think I was out a total of 50 dollars for the hospital admittance fee. Anyways, had I known what it was going to be like before hand, probably wouldnt have done it. They put you under, then the dr cuts your nose at the bottom, peals the skin up, then takes a chizzle and starts hammering away at your nose. You wake up a couple hours later with black eyes and hotdog sized goze shoved up each nostril. I am being series. Imagine taking a hotdog and shoving it ALL THE WAY in each of your nostrils. anyways... you can't eat anything for days, and you can sip liquids if you can keep it down. I just wanted to throw everything up so I didnt eat for two days. awful procedure. but I can breathe out of both nostrils now though.
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    yeah i already know how they "fix" it. thats why i havent had the surgery yet and probably never will
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    yeah i already know how they "fix" it. thats why i havent had the surgery yet and probably never will
    good idea. I wouldnt go through it again.
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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    yeah, i know 5 people who have had the surgery. 4 out of 5 said dont do it, its not worth it and 1 guy told me its the best thing he could have done. you make 5 of 6 saying not to do it
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    yeah, i know 5 people who have had the surgery. 4 out of 5 said dont do it, its not worth it and 1 guy told me its the best thing he could have done. you make 5 of 6 saying not to do it
    :-)) I am so glad I had it done, but there is no way I could do it again. worth it in the long run, but really awful experience to go through.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Only bones I have ever broken was knuckles.

    Sucks cuz then ya can't masterbate for weeks.
    wouldnt you just switch to the left hand?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And then once you get used to that, then you need to sit on your hand until it goes numb.
    It's like someone else is doing it \m/
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