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I WANTED TO BLOW UP THE WORLD, BUT THEN THINGS TURNED OUT BETTER THEN EXPECTED.

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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    if it makes you feel any better, i am turning 38 in June
    I DONT REALLY MIND GETTING OLDER ITS JUST PEOPLE IN MY LIFE KEEP DIEING AND GETTING CANCER

    MY UNCLE BEN JUST DIED LAST NIGHT FROM HIS FIRST HEART ATTACK AT 48

    THEN I HAVE TO AGUE WITH WIFE ABOUT HOW LATE TO WORK I AM

    I GOT MY DAD GETTING LAID OFF

    MY LITTLE SISTER GOT A HORRIBLE BLOOD DISORDER

    MY OTHER LITTLE SISTER IS STILL RECOVERING FROM A TERRIBLE CAR CRASH

    MY BOSS IS PULLING MONEY OUT OF HIS RETIREMENT TO PAY ME

    ALL OF THIS WHILE PLANNING THE BIGGEST MOVE OF MY LIFE AND TAKING 2 COLLEGE CORUSES AND WORKING FULL TIME

    MY HEAD FEELS LIKE ITS GONNA EXPLODE WITH OTHER PEOPLES SHIT
    trust me, i see what you mean.

    My father is in and out of the hospital, and laid off. My aunt was given a couple months to live. My mother has cancer. My younger brother is retarded. My older brother has been injured at work a couple times this year. My wife is expecting. I have no idea how i am going to afford a baby or where i am going to put it. i am on the verge on losing my house....goes on and on.....
    God it's shit like this that makes me so happy to be 15. Wish I could stay this age.

  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    what pissing me off the most about getting older is people telling me i'm too old to do something. I am old and not suppose to go to concerts, or wrestling, or other things i like. sucks ass....

    I'll be going to shows until i'm dead
    TRUE THAT

    I AM GOING TO FUCKING RAGE BEYOND BELIEF FOR MY BIRTHDAY

    KEGS OF BEER - CHECK

    OZS OF WEED - CHECK

    8 BALLS OF BLOW - CHECK

    LIVE METAL BAND - CHECK

    TIGER BLOOD - CHECK

    I'M GONNA GO SHEEN ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER

  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    just end it.
    {Upload|8093}
    IS IT YOUR LIFE YOU SPEAK OFF?
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    what pissing me off the most about getting older is people telling me i'm too old to do something. I am old and not suppose to go to concerts, or wrestling, or other things i like. sucks ass....

    I'll be going to shows until i'm dead
    But... 37 isn't old...

    tell that to my friends and family that keep on giving me shyt about go out to shows....
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    what pissing me off the most about getting older is people telling me i'm too old to do something. I am old and not suppose to go to concerts, or wrestling, or other things i like. sucks ass....

    I'll be going to shows until i'm dead
    But... 37 isn't old...

    tell that to my friends and family that keep on giving me shyt about go out to shows....
    But that's normal people stuff. I go to conventions and dress up like cartoon characters. :-))
  • GuruGuru Posts: 2,089 juggalo
    what pissing me off the most about getting older is people telling me i'm too old to do something. I am old and not suppose to go to concerts, or wrestling, or other things i like. sucks ass....

    I'll be going to shows until i'm dead
    But... 37 isn't old...

    tell that to my friends and family that keep on giving me shyt about go out to shows....
    Who the hell is interrupting my Kung Fu? 8-X
  • Alec29Alec29 Posts: 3,864 juggalo
    what pissing me off the most about getting older is people telling me i'm too old to do something. I am old and not suppose to go to concerts, or wrestling, or other things i like. sucks ass....

    I'll be going to shows until i'm dead
    38 was easy. Wait til 40. Then they all want you to stop having fun. Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish. I'll be 44 in June and can still run with the big dogs. The ones telling me to stop can no longer hang and they are nola as hell about it.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    FUCK YEAH!!!!

    MY BIRTHDAY IS HERE AND I'M STOKED!!!

    THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

    I EVEN BLAZED BEFORE WORK TODAY :>
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    have a good one Kevin
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Happy birthday!
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    have a good one Kevin
    THANKS JOHN, TIP ONE IN MY HONOR TONIGHT
    Happy birthday!
    THANKS

    :-D
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Party...sounds like you deserve it haha
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Oh Gulchy, I'm sorry bro.

    I hope you know that I still think you are my bro, even if I hate on you sometimes.
    Happy birthday!
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Oh Gulchy, I'm sorry bro.

    I hope you know that I still think you are my bro, even if I hate on you sometimes.
    Happy birthday!
    I FEEL THE SHOT GUN BLASTS OF LOVE



    >:D<
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i will burn a rogan movie in your honor, happy birthday
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Oh Gulchy, I'm sorry bro.

    I hope you know that I still think you are my bro, even if I hate on you sometimes.
    Happy birthday!
    I FEEL THE SHOT GUN BLASTS OF LOVE



    >:D<
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Party...sounds like you deserve it haha
    PEOPLEZ IS GONNA GET FUCKED UP ON FRIDAY
    i will burn a rogan movie in your honor, happy birthday
    WHAT THE HELL I'LL BURN 2
  • GuruGuru Posts: 2,089 juggalo
    Irie mon! 8-X {Upload|8235}
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    happy birthday GULCH
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    happy birthday GULCH
    CHEERS B-)
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