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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    seriously, how does one shit and piss on the toilet?
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    seriously, how does one shit and piss on the toilet?
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    Hahahaha
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    seriously, how does one shit and piss on the toilet?
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    Hahahaha
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    seriously, how does one shit and piss on the toilet?
    Well, shit in the bowl. Then somehow piss getting on the seat. Fucking gross, man.
    ok, how does one piss on the seat? lol. all you gotta do is lift it up and the situation is avoided completely lol.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    It took like 4 years to get him to even attempt to lift the seat.
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    seriously, how does one shit and piss on the toilet?
    Well, shit in the bowl. Then somehow piss getting on the seat. Fucking gross, man.
    ok, how does one piss on the seat? lol. all you gotta do is lift it up and the situation is avoided completely lol.
    When someone is too lazy to do that.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

    You sound just like my mom.
    Well, if you cleaned up the shit you leave in the sink, the literal shit and piss on the toilet, and all the hair from the tub, then maybe I wouldn't sound like that.

    [-(
    I don't do shit like that though. She'll get mad at me something like forgetting to clean a small spot of the floor in her bathroom. She makes a fucking mess, it's disgusting.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip


    I don't do shit like that though. She'll get mad at me something like forgetting to clean a small spot of the floor in her bathroom. She makes a fucking mess, it's disgusting.
    Oh. That's messed up, yo.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy


    I don't do shit like that though. She'll get mad at me something like forgetting to clean a small spot of the floor in her bathroom. She makes a fucking mess, it's disgusting.
    Oh. That's messed up, yo.
    She's a pain in the ass to live with.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
    oh, fuck that. just leave the piss on the floor.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
    oh, fuck that. just leave the piss on the floor.
    It isn't that hard to clean, I won't clean my room but if I have to share a space with someone else I won't leave it for them to clean.
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
    I just don't miss.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
    I just don't miss.
    It sucks being a grower and not a shower, just saying.
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Shane got used to me cleaning up everything for so long that when my leg started getting worse he would have dishes mold in his room and just throw them out. He's gotten better but I have to remind him what to do all the time.
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i always lift the toilet seat up lol. it aint that hard.
    Samesies. I clean after myself just fine.
    Exactly, and if I do miss I clean.
    I just don't miss.
    It sucks being a grower and not a shower, just saying.
    I'm a grower, still not difficult to make it in the bowl.
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    Shane got used to me cleaning up everything for so long that when my leg started getting worse he would have dishes mold in his room and just throw them out. He's gotten better but I have to remind him what to do all the time.
    Sounds familiar. :-|
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    just pee in the shower people, problem solved.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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