Deaf sex.

Jeff

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.



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ComptonAssBerto

My friend posted this like 20 minutes ago on his facebook.

Where is it from.

Necrothulhu

Haha

Jeff

My friend posted this like 20 minutes ago on his facebook.

Where is it from.

Reddit.com

Gazorpazorpfield

I found it on bored.com in like 06..Old as hell lol
Joke itself is probably older

SkullAndCrossbones

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.



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i'd bang a deaf person, i dont care.

Xeno

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.



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i'd bang a deaf person, i dont care.

...who wouldn't?

Just because somebody is deaf doesn't mean they're not hot.

Shane

a deaf chick would never know if you said another girls name during sex

SkullAndCrossbones

a deaf chick would never know if you said another girls name during sex

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BlindGuardian93

a deaf chick would never know if you said another girls name during sex

i lol'd

Rex_Capone420

i would love to band a deaf, or a blind, or a midget...think of the story you could tell everyone

SkullAndCrossbones

it is a great conversation piece.