WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I wanted to post this joke yesterday but forgot...
A wife is standing in front of the mirror checking herself out and says to her husband: "I think my boobs look small... do you think they are small?" "I think they are fine, but if it bothers you do something about it" "we dont have the money for a boob job" "you dont need a boob job. Just take a little toilet paper and rub them between your breast every day. in a few months they will be bigger" "Really? you really think that would work?" "It worked for your ass didnt it?"
Hellz yeah I'll be launchin all teh ladiez! Crowdsurfing is mad fun, once you do it, you'll wanna keep going all day! we're gonna set up al launching pad right in the pit area! if anyone grabs you inapropriately, I will fight them :-bd
My height is one reason I'm a rail guy at shows, lol. I love it.
I'm taller than you
Ya think?
George will you launch me too? i've never crowdsurfed <_>
o.O
Hellz yeah I'll be launchin all teh ladiez! Crowdsurfing is mad fun, once you do it, you'll wanna keep going all day! we're gonna set up al launching pad right in the pit area! if anyone grabs you inapropriately, I will fight them :-bd
Hellz yeah I'll be launchin all teh ladiez! Crowdsurfing is mad fun, once you do it, you'll wanna keep going all day! we're gonna set up al launching pad right in the pit area! if anyone grabs you inapropriately, I will fight them :-bd
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A wife is standing in front of the mirror checking herself out and says to her husband:
"I think my boobs look small... do you think they are small?"
"I think they are fine, but if it bothers you do something about it"
"we dont have the money for a boob job"
"you dont need a boob job. Just take a little toilet paper and rub them between your breast every day. in a few months they will be bigger"
"Really? you really think that would work?"
"It worked for your ass didnt it?"
:-bd
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