Trolling the nu-forumz

Santana

Here's the link if you want to see:
http://www.rockstarmayhemfest.com/mayhem/boards.asp?xid=24303&forum=0&topic=1676401&post=1676943&rf=1

some people take it so seriously. Only two people pointed out that I was a troll and everyone ignores them

NOCAP

Now I'm thinking we should raid that forum

sbs_will

^ Im thinkin the same.

sbs_will

oh yeah and good job santana

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

im in

NOCAP

Would anyone be able to make a fake news letter or something that looks legit to tell people that 5FDP wouldn't be able to play at Mayhem and *Insert shittier but reasonable band replacement* is their replacement.

sbs_will

I probably could.

Just gotta think of a reasonable replacement.

sbs_will

how about the devil wears prada

NOCAP

*Escape The Fate*

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I was thinking of making a mayhem admin troll for the newsletter, but people will be able to point it out, as the real admins can do something we cant....use the fucking enter button

NOCAP

TDWP could work

sbs_will

Okay, I think I'll get started on that, Ed.

BTW: While reading Santanas troll post, It makes me happy to see that good ol' Nat E. Dread
is doing what he does best

NOCAP

He won't come here for some reason

cannibiscorpse

i never go into those Korn threads. theyre all retarded. i only go there for news when i forget that theres this forum.

sbs_will

all right, im gettin started on that letter.

NOCAP

Jake will be the Admin, Will writes the letter, and I will feed the troll to add some realism to it.

sbs_will

okay cool. its a plan.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

you can make the admin account idc i was just sayin. also will dont put any spaces

like this^, because it wont show up on the gay forums

sbs_will

okay how does this look

sbs_will

Five Finger Death Punch drops off of Mayhem; The Devil Wears Prada to fill in.

Ivan L. Moody, lead singer for American heavy metal act "Five Finger Death Punch", has just issued the following statement:

"It is with regret that I inform you all that Five Finger Death Punch will not be able to perform on this years' Rockstar Mayhem Festival. We have decided
to pull out due to unforseen circumstances that are beyond our control".
Zolton Bathory has also commented on the situation: "We are very bummed that we cannot play, but we feel that this is something we have to do".
Rumors are starting to surface that the band, which became internationally famous with their 2007 release "The Way of the Fist", which was
#1 on the Top Heatseekers Billboard, may be embarking on a summer Europe tour instead.
It has been announced, however, that American Christain Metalcore band "The Devil Wears Prada" will be replacing Five Finger Death Punch on the Main Stage of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival. The Devil Wears Prada frontman Mike Hranica had this to say:

"We here in The Devil Wears Prada are extremely excited to be able to play this festival. We will be looking forward to playing the main stage this summer".
The Devil Wears Prada released their album "With Roots Above and Branches Below" in May of 2009, which premiered at #11 on the Billboard 200, as well as #1 on the US Top Christain Albums.
Five Finger Death Punch released their second full-length album "War is the Answer" on September 22nd, 2009 through Prospect Park Records, selling
over 44,000 copies in its first week.

NOCAP

Good but the forums would fuck it up