THE U-HAUL TRUCK SONG

GULCH_OF_ROT

I'M BEEN MOVING ALL WEEK LONG SO THIS IS MY SONG

"U HAUL!!! U HAUL!!!
FEEL THE POWER
KNOW THE GLORY
...THIS AINT NO LIGHT TRUCK STORY,
FROM THE DARKEST PIT OF THE ABYSS
U HAUL TRUCK HAS RISEN,
TO DESTROY ALL WITH ITS FIST,
YOU CAN RUN AND YOU CAN HIDE
BUT NO ONE GETS OUT OF U HAUL ALIVE."

its engine roars its tires tread
it strikes fear in you heart
right before it flattens your head
escape is futile once your in its sight
your final memories will be of its head lights

ITS HATRED FOR MANKIND GROWS EVERY HOUR
WHEN IT RIDES DOWN YOUR STREET YOU BETTER COWER
FILLED WITH MY THINGS THAT MEAN MORE THEN YOUR LIFE
IF MY U HAUL HAD HANDS IT'D STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE
SO GO AND WORSHIP YOU GODS AND BEG FORGIVENESS
WHEN U HAUL SHOWS UP KILLING WILL BE ITS BUSINESS

GULCH_OF_ROT

as it speeds down the road your life ticks away,
the time is approaching for the uhual death parade.
its tank will soon be fueled by your blood alone ,
all will then know of the doom uhuals hold

Alec29

as it speeds down the road your life ticks away,
the time is approaching for the uhual death parade.
its tank will soon be fueled by your blood alone ,
all will then know of the doom uhuals hold

Gulchie, how's this move gonna work? Is it very expensive to ship your stuff to the mainland from the islands? Just curious.

Alec29

my aunt somehow managed it and she didn't have much money

I had forgotten that Gulch was in Hawaii and moving to Frisco. Never knew how all that worked. Do they pack the stuff in a ship container and fly it over or does it go by boat?

GULCH_OF_ROT

as it speeds down the road your life ticks away,
the time is approaching for the uhual death parade.
its tank will soon be fueled by your blood alone ,
all will then know of the doom uhuals hold

Gulchie, how's this move gonna work? Is it very expensive to ship your stuff to the mainland from the islands? Just curious.

WELL
I AM MOVING 2 TIMES THIS YEAR ONCE ON FEB 20 TO GET OUT OF MY CURRENT HOME THEN AGAIN IN JULY TO GO TO SAN FRAN

I HAVE NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT SHIPPING COSTS JUST YET BUT I THINK USPS FLAT RATE BOXES MIGHT BE THE WAY

Alec29

as it speeds down the road your life ticks away,
the time is approaching for the uhual death parade.
its tank will soon be fueled by your blood alone ,
all will then know of the doom uhuals hold

Gulchie, how's this move gonna work? Is it very expensive to ship your stuff to the mainland from the islands? Just curious.

WELL
I AM MOVING 2 TIMES THIS YEAR ONCE ON FEB 20 TO GET OUT OF MY CURRENT HOME THEN AGAIN IN JULY TO GO TO SAN FRAN

I HAVE NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT SHIPPING COSTS JUST YET BUT I THINK USPS FLAT RATE BOXES MIGHT BE THE WAY

See, I learned something new today. I iza smartz!!

GULCH_OF_ROT

BUMP FOR GLORY

DeceasedFantasy

haha you actually posted the uhaul truck song

GULCH_OF_ROT

haha you actually posted the uhaul truck song

I SHARE ALL THINGS GULCH WITH THE FINE PEOPLE OF THE MAYHEM FORUMS

DeceasedFantasy

haha writing songs like that is fun, yeah i sent mezzin one of the songs we jammed on and he said he was gonna record drums to them and send them to you, everytime i play the song i can here you screaming to it now.

GULCH_OF_ROT

haha writing songs like that is fun, yeah i sent mezzin one of the songs we jammed on and he said he was gonna record drums to them and send them to you, everytime i play the song i can here you screaming to it now.

AWESOME

HEY READ THE "THE LEGEND OF TUFFY MCRUFFNUTS" THREAD

ITS REAL FUCKED UP

ITS MY MASTERPIECE

DeceasedFantasy

yeah tuffy mcruffnuts is pretty funny

GULCH_OF_ROT

I AM THINKING ABOUT WRITING A NOVEL AND OR A CONCEPT ALBUM REVOLVING AROUND TUFFY

fucketh_thine_self

For some reason every time i see this thread i think of this song.

too small, too small don't compromise
so have fast, too fast don't realize
have hand on wheel, set the sights, drive with me
too fast, too fast don't realize
so have fast, too fast don't recognize
have hand on wheel, set the sights, drive with me
moving - motion
said move, said move it

somebody better come and drive me
big truck
ain't no grave gonna hold my body down
ain't no grave gonna hold, hold my body, hold my body
big truck, come on

GULCH_OF_ROT

MOVING MOTION
MOVING MOTION
I SAID MOVE
I SAID MOVING
BIG TRUCK!!!

fucketh_thine_self

i havent listened to that song in a long time

GULCH_OF_ROT

i havent listened to that song in a long time

I LOVED THAT ALBUM SO MUCH WHEN IT CAME OUT

BUT HAVE HERD IT SINCE THE LATE 90'S

fucketh_thine_self

same here. it was always in my cd case. oh the days when people had to carry around a cd case.

GULCH_OF_ROT

same here. it was always in my cd case. oh the days when people had to carry around a cd case.

AH THE TIMES LONG PAST

THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN ZACK FROM SAVED BY THE BELL HAD A CELL PHONE IN A BAG?

fucketh_thine_self

same here. it was always in my cd case. oh the days when people had to carry around a cd case.

AH THE TIMES LONG PAST

THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN ZACK FROM SAVED BY THE BELL HAD A CELL PHONE IN A BAG?

yes, but dont tell anyone i used watched that show

GULCH_OF_ROT

same here. it was always in my cd case. oh the days when people had to carry around a cd case.

AH THE TIMES LONG PAST

THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN ZACK FROM SAVED BY THE BELL HAD A CELL PHONE IN A BAG?

yes, but dont tell anyone i used watched that show

COOL NO PROBLEM

I WATCHED THE CARE BEAR MOVIE WHEN IT CAME OUT...AND LOVED IT