true metulz and false metuls thread

Razor_Shark

bacon is metal, canadian bacon is not metal

Canadian Bacon is indeed metal.

That

How dare you 2!? its not even bacon, its ham (i know they both come from the same animal, but its still different cuts)

Ya, but both still taste delicious, I will admit bacon is more metal though.

HOODS

bacon and canadien bacon rule

SkullAndCrossbones

you can pretty much put bacon on anything.

GULCH_OF_ROT

yeah, seth rogen got kinda hot

DID YOU FALL DOWN, BUMP YOUR HEAD, LOSE YOUR SIGHT, SENSE OF SMELL, THE ABILITY TO TOUCH AND HEAR.
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY SETH WOULD BE HOT.

GULCH_OF_ROT

GULCH OF ROT = TRUE METALZ
SETH ROGEN = NOT TRUE METUL

You're just jealous because Seth Rogen is a sexy beast.

YOUR STATEMENT IS TRUE EXCEPT I'M NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE I DONT FUCK HAIRY MAN ASS.

MetalCoresades

Bacon :X

GULCH_OF_ROT

HE LOST WEIGHT WHICH RESULTED IN HIS FACE BEING HANDSOMER

HE IS LARD TUB

GULCH_OF_ROT

Bacon :X

Bottle_Tree

HE LOST WEIGHT WHICH RESULTED IN HIS FACE BEING HANDSOMER

Which I was kinda upset about.

Fat guys fucking rule.

GULCH_OF_ROT

KILLING SETH ROGEN = TRUE METALZ
NOT KILLING SETH ROGEN = NOT TRUE METULS

GULCH_OF_ROT

HE LOST WEIGHT WHICH RESULTED IN HIS FACE BEING HANDSOMER

HE IS LARD TUB

NOT ANYMORE

DO NOT BELIEVE

GULCH_OF_ROT

HE LOST WEIGHT WHICH RESULTED IN HIS FACE BEING HANDSOMER

Which I was kinda upset about.

Fat guys fucking rule.

PETER GRIFFIN

GULCH_OF_ROT

KILLING SETH ROGEN = TRUE METALZ
NOT KILLING SETH ROGEN = NOT TRUE METULS

THIS AGAIN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bottle_Tree

HE LOST WEIGHT WHICH RESULTED IN HIS FACE BEING HANDSOMER

Which I was kinda upset about.

Fat guys fucking rule.

PETER GRIFFIN

u jus jelly n mad, dawg
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Razor_Shark

Damn, he did lose weight.

GULCH_OF_ROT

OPRAH A.K.A THE DARK LORD, BRINGER OF DOOM, THE WIDOW MAKER, EVIL INCARNATE = TRUE METALZ

MOTHER TERESA = NOT TRUE METULS

GULCH_OF_ROT

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BOTH PIC = TUB OF LARD THATS NOT FUNNY

GULCH_OF_ROT

ITS ALLWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA = TRUE METALZ

GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW = NOT TRUE METULS

GULCH_OF_ROT

ROMANS AND JEWS THAT KILLED CHRIST = TRUE METALZ

CHRIST A.K.A. THE SNIFFLING LITTLE BITCH, THE WEAK AND PATHETIC ONE, USELESS CUM DUMPSTER, SON OF A COWARDLY BITCH = NOT TRUE METULS

Shane

King Diamond is False MeTuLz