I take back what I said about Warped Tour

Gazorpazorpfield

lol I said something funny

drinkwine732

you actually believed that?

wow...

balanced_void91

taking a trendy girl to this show would be a fast way to get laid lol

drinkwine732

Not too many trendsters at my school...:(/:) at the exact same time.

sbs_will

theres not a lot of trendsters in my school either.

I only know a few of em, but all of em so far are complete sluts.

drinkwine732

"but all of em so far are complete sluts."

the few ones at my school are all annoying/ugly and the one that isn't is just a bitch.

sbs_will

since moving to my new huge school, I have developed a criteria, or a general idea surrounding the female population as a whole, or whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

Every hot girl, trendster or not, is either

A) A slut
Taken
C) A Bitch
D) Pregnant
E) Has been pregnant
F) Has a kid
G) Annoying

Usually, I'm right.

drinkwine732

I honestly don't mind a chick that's been around the block a little bit as long as it isn't like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

MarcTheFallen

^LMFAO!

drinkwine732

even a 747 looks small when it's in the grand canyon.

Shane

^ yea while its wings are being ripped off by the canyon walls

sbs_will

XD

at the last few posts

JLRedWing13

wtf lmao

OPP

"what the hell is a cobra starship anyway?"

A "cobra starship" is actually a sex term that refers to when 5 men assfuck each other in a train style.

Hah.

drinkwine732

even a 747 looks small when it's in the grand canyon.

I read this quote out of context and I was like lolwut