Roar: I killed Jesus.

OPP

Because I didn't want to sound like a fag saying Tweet.

So (Another) Jesus freak in front of the MU (basically our food HQ on campus) didn't like my Cannibal Corpse shirt very much. According to her, I killed Jesus with my bare hands. Now I have to walk around all day with the guilt of slaying the Lord. Wonderful.

laurjohn2

you should have called her a cannibal, because christians eat the body and drink the blood of christ

OPP

I found that to be really ironic

NOCAP

I get shit from Christians everyday, praise Allah.

laurjohn2

well, the best way i have found to fight the jesus freaks is to use the bible against them. it pisses them off

OPP

The funny part is that in the 4 previous years I attended a Catholic high school, nobody gave a damn about the stuff I wore (minus the one incident with this same shirt from my rage). Now suddenly I come to a public college... and within 7 months being here, 2 people already lose their bearings. Granted, there ARE a lot more people to piss off, but still.

NOCAP

My friend just became christianer so it's all weird now.

laurjohn2

i talked on the old boards about my bible thumping brother. used to go with me to concerts and was pretty cool. now he's letting the church run his life, meaning the church chooses where he lives, what he eats etc... I can't talk to him with religion coming out. I have learned to deal with it. He knows he can't "convert" me (he had plans on doing that) and i know he is serious and its his life. It sucks to lose a brother, but thats life

JLRedWing13

Wtf is with your college, Alex? Jesus christ.....

OPP

Idfk. The crazies love it here.

sbs_will

wow alex your college kinda sucks, or at least that part of it does.

did she happen to say how you killed jesus?

OPP

Just "on my own". And I have to say that this sort of stuff makes ASU more fun tbh. I love getting reactions from these folks. It's just that this time, it was early in the morning and I still had a hangover. So I wasn't in the mood to argue. lol

sbs_will

haha nice. If I ever run into anybody like this, I'll definitly stir them up.

I hope im wearing my suffocation shirt in the event that this happens.
just cause.

OPP

Now that I think about it, I should have Cool Story Bro'd her.

It's missed opportunities like this that keep me up at night.

sbs_will

Yes, you should have

*cue Hurt lyrics*

I think of all the days in my life where i could have done something mooooorrreeee......

Necrothulhu

You know...if you killed Jesus I must actually be the spawn of Satan like so many religious people have told me around here XD

NOCAP

I was once again told "Why do you listen to that demonic shit, you should listen to some Taylor Swift".

sbs_will

^who the hell told you that??

and dawn, I get that a lot. everyone in my school thinks im a devil-worshipping crackhead

NOCAP

My friend Andrew <_>

Episode

Ahh.

I My Christians To The Lions shirt.

SO many comments.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

*burps*