There once was a man from Nantucket, who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, ran away with a man. And as for the bucket, Nantucket (Nan took it). But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
Of this story we hear from Nantucket, About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan, As well as the man—
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.
When you are courting a nice girl a second seems like a hour. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a hour seems like a second. That's relativity.
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But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man—
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.
he only turned it down cause it wasnt with 2 other dudes.