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2012 Mayhem Predictions

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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Aren't they still hot as shit in England and Europe?
    I think so.
    Dude they canceled that whole tour because of poor ticket sales lol.
    I remember that tour, they were supposed to do it with Snoop Dogg
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    It was probably a joke then.

    That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if some clueless "rocker guy" did it. Like the guy that grows his hair out and starts playing guitar because of Nickleback.
    Wouldn't doubt it, but actually, this freshman dude looked straight out of the 80's. He was the biggest stoner I've ever met, and he looked exactly like Bret Micheals, complete with headband, ripped up denim, skintight Poison shirt, jumbo aviators, completely stoned hippie voice, long blonde hair, and a denim jacket and a notebook covered with patches of Kiss, Crue, Bon Jovi, Poison, Whitesnake, etc.

    This kid was born in the wrong decade. But later in the year, he looked more like a 60s hippie, sporting tie-dye everything. I think he probably wrote it.
    I would of have loved to meet that guy. All we have here is complete scene kids or my friends who are normal metalheads.
    He's quite a character. I constantly tell him he was born in the wrong era. He's a really nice dude though.
    I just fucking love messing with the scene kids talking about who is more br00tal.
    Me too. Me and my girl are the only actual metalheads in school. Everyone else thinks BMTH is the best band ever, and everyone else is a wigger whiteboy or is a redneck farmboy.
  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    edited August 2011
    I think putting limpy bitzkit on mayhem would lose money.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    That'll teach ol' Kevin a lesson.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Nobody gives a fuck about limp bizkit anymore.
    That's why they couldn't headline Mayhem. They aren't relevant here.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    It doesn't really make sense why they'd be popular in Europe.

    I honestly don't know why they would have rap of any kind over there.
  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Haha speaking of limp bizkit the bestbuy by my house doesn't have any copies. Cuz i fucking hid them all haha.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Haha speaking of limp bizkit the bestbuy by my house doesn't have any copies. Cuz i fucking hid them all haha.
    Job well done sir.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2011
    my updated prediction:


    MAIN STAGE
    Metallica (unlikely) or Slayer - i have a feeling at least 1 of the big four will be there next year
    System of a Down (possibly) or Static-X - i have a feeling that SOAD will be doing something big soon, Static-X would be another strong possibility
    Testament - they did a few shows this year so its not entirely out the window for next year. and they have a new album coming out late this year or next year i think
    Anthrax - just a feeling

    SIDE STAGES (not in order)
    Dawn of Ashes - just a hunch. their debut (i think) album came out last year and i dont think they've toured at all this year. and they're signed to metalblade.
    The Black Dahlia Murder - theres usually been at least 1 repeat band and i would suspect it would be them for next year.
    Toxic Holocaust or Hatebreed - TH has a new album this year and i think mayhem fest would be a better place to promote it then a small headlining tour and hatebreed is always a strong possibility for touring festivals like ozzfest and mayhem fest.
    Skeletonwitch - new album coming soon and they've been coming onto the scene pretty strong over the last few years. they're due for a spot on mayhem fest.
    DevilDriver - can't go wrong with putting them on the bill
    Bury Your Dead - just a hunch and they have a new album coming soon or it might even be out already
    Mushroomhead - just a guess. im sure they'll be putting a variety of bands on the bill to appeal to everyone
    The Agonist or Landmine Marathon - im sure there will be a female fronted band again next year and them having SLS on it this year makes me think these 2 are strong possibilities
    A Black Metal Band - no clue which one but mayhem fest hasn't put any black metal on their lineup yet except for behemoth? (idk if they're black metal or not, i dont listen to them)
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Haha speaking of limp bizkit the bestbuy by my house doesn't have any copies. Cuz i fucking hid them all haha.
    =D> ^:)^ :-j
  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It doesn't really make sense why they'd be popular in Europe.

    I honestly don't know why they would have rap of any kind over there.
    I can see it. They have a huge dj, dance, house, techno scene. Limp's sick beats puts errbody in a trance.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    my updated prediction:


    MAIN STAGE
    Metallica (unlikely) or Slayer - i have a feeling at least 1 of the big four will be there next year
    System of a Down (possibly) or Static-X - i have a feeling that SOAD will be doing something big soon, Static-X would be another strong possibility
    Testament - they did a few shows this year so its not entirely out the window for next year. and they have a new album coming out late this year or next year i think
    Anthrax - just a feeling

    SIDE STAGES (not in order)
    Dawn of Ashes - just a hunch. their debut (i think) album came out last year and i dont think they've toured at all this year. and they're signed to metalblade.
    The Black Dahlia Murder - theres usually been at least 1 repeat band and i would suspect it would be them for next year.
    Toxic Holocaust or Hatebreed - TH has a new album this year and i think mayhem fest would be a better place to promote it then a small headlining tour and hatebreed is always a strong possibility for touring festivals like ozzfest and mayhem fest.
    Skeletonwitch - new album coming soon and they've been coming onto the scene pretty strong over the last few years. they're due for a spot on mayhem fest.
    DevilDriver - can't go wrong with putting them on the bill
    Bury Your Dead - just a hunch and they have a new album coming soon or it might even be out already
    Mushroomhead - just a guess. im sure they'll be putting a variety of bands on the bill to appeal to everyone
    The Agonist or Landmine Marathon - im sure there will be a female fronted band again next year and them having SLS on it this year makes me think these 2 are strong possibilities
    Not a bad list, but there are a few problems.

    First of all, Metallica is one of the big 4 who probably will not play because ticket prices would be through the roof. Anthrax, MAYBE.

    Second of all, Static-X is on hiaitus.

    Third of all, we all know the lineup isn't going to be a "variety" as hopeful as we want to be. But hey, like always, maybe we'll be surprised.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Toxic Holocaust and Landmine Marathon will NEVER be at Mayhem. Landmine could be a Jager band but it's unlikely.

    If they're getting a female fronted band, Arch Enemy is highly likely.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    It doesn't really make sense why they'd be popular in Europe.

    I honestly don't know why they would have rap of any kind over there.
    I can see it. They have a huge dj, dance, house, techno scene. Limp's sick beats puts errbody in a trance.
    I'm talkin like gangsta rap tho
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Toxic Holocaust and Landmine Marathon will NEVER be at Mayhem. Landmine could be a Jager band but it's unlikely.

    If they're getting a female fronted band, Arch Enemy is highly likely.
    I'd go for AE.
  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    I also hope FFDP aren't on mayhem again i mean come out 3 times in 5 years fuck that.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ehh, I've seen AE once. I really don't feel a need to see them again.

    If there weren't so many fucking shows this year I'd see them with Chthonic and Skeletonwitch
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It was probably a joke then.

    That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if some clueless "rocker guy" did it. Like the guy that grows his hair out and starts playing guitar because of Nickleback.
    Wouldn't doubt it, but actually, this freshman dude looked straight out of the 80's. He was the biggest stoner I've ever met, and he looked exactly like Bret Micheals, complete with headband, ripped up denim, skintight Poison shirt, jumbo aviators, completely stoned hippie voice, long blonde hair, and a denim jacket and a notebook covered with patches of Kiss, Crue, Bon Jovi, Poison, Whitesnake, etc.

    This kid was born in the wrong decade. But later in the year, he looked more like a 60s hippie, sporting tie-dye everything. I think he probably wrote it.
    I would of have loved to meet that guy. All we have here is complete scene kids or my friends who are normal metalheads.
    He's quite a character. I constantly tell him he was born in the wrong era. He's a really nice dude though.
    I just fucking love messing with the scene kids talking about who is more br00tal.
    Me too. Me and my girl are the only actual metalheads in school. Everyone else thinks BMTH is the best band ever, and everyone else is a wigger whiteboy or is a redneck farmboy.
    Same their might be 5 true metalheads I know. Last year during weightlifting I was wearing a old Slayer shirt and some guy came up to me and siad yeah I use to be into them until I got into more brutal stuff like The Devil Wears Prada I was like <_>

  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It doesn't really make sense why they'd be popular in Europe.

    I honestly don't know why they would have rap of any kind over there.
    I can see it. They have a huge dj, dance, house, techno scene. Limp's sick beats puts errbody in a trance.
    I'm talkin like gangsta rap tho
    Ask our resident rapper, Erik, about Europes rap scene.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Yeah, give us SOME variety. That's what I was going for on the last page with my lineup, variety.

    Lacuna Coil seems like a fair bet to have a female fronted band.
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