all thangz funnae Kentucky

Stoned_Catz

Kenfucky...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/suez1101goofypics/3658421242/

that video kix ass in lolz.... its short sweet and to teh point of how dumb backwoods people are

Stoned_Catz

Kentucky Lawz

it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public

no hard on zone d00dz lolz

Stoned_Catz

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

Stoned_Catz

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Stoned_Catz

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

Stoned_Catz

Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"

Stoned_Catz

combo breakah

dId y00z watch teh vid??

Stoned_Catz

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

Stoned_Catz

nope

pleazez doo cuz itza shizznit

Stoned_Catz

Dumb Kentucky Laws
Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)


No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)


No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)


Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).


It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.


It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.


All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the


apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)


Lexington
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.


By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."


Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

Razor_Shark

Sheepz is from Kentucky.

Stoned_Catz

Sheepz is from Kentucky.

nah theyd rather dooz theyz cuzinz than teh sheepz

mrAPE

I live in Kentucky and am proud to say I was not born here. Anyway Tennessee is much much worse for rednecks and dumbass people

Razor_Shark

Sheepz is from Kentucky.

nah theyd rather dooz theyz cuzinz than teh sheepz

Sheepz from teh Ozzboardz is fr0m teh kenfuckyz

Stoned_Catz

Sheepz is from Kentucky.

nah theyd rather dooz theyz cuzinz than teh sheepz

Sheepz from teh Ozzboardz is fr0m teh kenfuckyz

o yaz i fergotza this thread were fer apez though

Razor_Shark

i thought sheepz was from new zealand?

Gnomez is from New Zealand.

Gnomez

Britney Spears is from Kentucky

Stoned_Catz

Britney Spears is from Kentucky

uhuh Louisiana

Gazorpazorpfield

I thought I was going to die on the drive back from Tenessee at night.. Driving through the mountains earlier in the day, and then my sister saying she was tired was not a good combo...
Idk the I-75 joke reminded me of that

Tiger

Isn't Kentucky the meth capitol of the U.S.?