WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I dont think Distance is the type who'd hook up with a dude because he has cash. I know the type, and she aint one. I could see her going along on a coke filled spending spree... But no million dollars will make her give you her heart.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
have you ever been on a coke filled spending spree, Wakey?
Nah... I've never known some rich sugar momma who wanted a boy toy for the night. Closest I have come is waking up on on the street in downtown seattle with a bloody face, needle in my arm, and like 50 one dollar bills that I know I didnt start the night with. I was like "WTF! WHo the hell did I rob?"
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
lol. yeah. The dudes I went out with were also really shit faced and don't remember what happened to me. I remember taking shots at this bar, and then everything is pretty much a blur until the next morning. I can report that I only woke upon the street once though. )
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
A needle in your arm and 50 x $1? Did you ever find our what happened? It's like The Hangover Part III. Did you whore yourself out fifty times maybe?
No clue what happened... The money was just all wadded up loosely in my pocket like I was was just grabbing and stuffing bills. And Im like 90% sure the blood wasnt mine. I didnt have any cuts or bruises on my face, and around my nostril did not really have any blood. The only thing I remember is having fun doing shots with this big group of people I didnt know... I vaguely remember something with karaoke... and then its like noonish the next day. im laying in some alley, arms tied off, blood all over my face, and wads of cash in my pockets. since this happened like 15 years ago, I doubt I'll ever know what really happened that night.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
But distance.... I did remember something a little closer to the coke'd filled spending spree. This was also more then a decade ago... but I was interviewing in Florida, and I had an extra day there so I decided to go to universal studios for the day (I was alone). On the first ride I was chatting it up with this hottie and her bf. after the ride they catch up to me because apparently my rental keys fell out of my pocket and they saw them. So they ask if I want to party with them that day and I was like sure.
Turns out - The dude was married, and this chick was his girlfriend. She was crazy wild and loved to party. Had recently gotten a boob job and was the type who insisted I (and anyone who showed interest) had to feel and see them. We spent quite a bit of time at the bars there.... and then on the rides they would whip out their stash of coke and take a fingernail sniff. They liked to share Anyways, we didnt go on a spending spree but we were coked out at Universal Studios for the day. The day was awesome.
But distance.... I did remember something a little closer to the coke'd filled spending spree. This was also more then a decade ago... but I was interviewing in Florida, and I had an extra day there so I decided to go to universal studios for the day (I was alone). On the first ride I was chatting it up with this hottie and her bf. after the ride they catch up to me because apparently my rental keys fell out of my pocket and they saw them. So they ask if I want to party with them that day and I was like sure.
Turns out - The dude was married, and this chick was his girlfriend. She was crazy wild and loved to party. Had recently gotten a boob job and was the type who insisted I (and anyone who showed interest) had to feel and see them. We spent quite a bit of time at the bars there.... and then on the rides they would whip out their stash of coke and take a fingernail sniff. They liked to share Anyways, we didnt go on a spending spree but we were coked out at Universal Studios for the day. The day was awesome.
was the girl casey anthony?
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WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
haha damn Wake. you partied hard \m/
I wouldnt say I partied hard, but more of just being in the right place at the right time, and being down for whatever. When I like 14 I had this epiphany that I should always be down for whatever is happening because even if it turns out soooo wrong, it will still make a great story 10 years later. You can either live your life cautious and safe and be the most boring person ever to live- Or be down for shit when shit goes down, and your grand-kids will be telling your legacy to their kids. that's my motto. I typically didn't start shit, but I was always the first to go along with shit when someone brought up doing something crazy.
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Did you ever find our what happened?
It's like The Hangover Part III.
Did you whore yourself out fifty times maybe?
Turns out - The dude was married, and this chick was his girlfriend. She was crazy wild and loved to party. Had recently gotten a boob job and was the type who insisted I (and anyone who showed interest) had to feel and see them. We spent quite a bit of time at the bars there.... and then on the rides they would whip out their stash of coke and take a fingernail sniff. They liked to share