Just trollin'

Jeff

So I wanted to get my friend laid. he told me to find him a hot girl. I did. my friend who is a well known whore but he lives 45 mins away so he didnt know. (shes clean of stds though)

so my plan was for them to have sex and that be it. it worked until he started to like her...which wasnt part of the plan.

it ended up me asking her to be a hooker(and me be her pimp) and she basically agreed. sent him the text convo(he knew I was asking her. told me to investigate her whoreness) so yeah...she hates me.

will be awesome.



http://pastebin.com/rudXDdn4

proof...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP84ofR6rsE

watch fullscreen to read it good

Stoned_Catz

d00d when telling a story use adjectives correctly and be a lil more colorful Kz

OPP

That's what I think of this.

Xeno

So I wanted to get my friend laid. he told me to find him a hot girl. I did. my friend who is a well known whore but he lives 45 mins away so he didnt know. (shes clean of stds though)

so my plan was for them to have sex and that be it. it worked until he started to like her...which wasnt part of the plan.

it ended up me asking her to be a hooker(and me be her pimp) and she basically agreed. sent him the text convo(he knew I was asking her. told me to investigate her whoreness) so yeah...she hates me.

ima edit the text log to remove names and I'll post it.

will be awesome.

The Cable Guy?

Jeff

Added pastebin

HOODS

That's what I think of this.

i almost pissed myself

mrAPE

I don't believe jeff most of the time. This is one of those times. Does it matter To him that I believe him? Probably not. But I felt like sharing.

cannibiscorpse

That's what I think of this.

dude, i was drinking water when i saw this. fuck you!

streets

That's what I think of this.

greatest. picture. ever.

OPP

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeff

W

I don't believe jeff most of the time. This is one of those times. Does it matter To him that I believe him? Probably not. But I felt like sharing.

I can provide video of scrolling through my iPhone.

RAZOR

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stoned_Catz

lol catz i agree

ya see here (shes clean of stds though) he could had said 'even though she'z a dirty slut she doest has stdz

Episode

OH MY GOD.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Made me laugh so fucking hard.

AGGRESSIVE ANAL RAPE.

cannibiscorpse

KFC doesn't have an anus.

Jeff

KFC doesn't have an anus.

Some do. its called taco bell

Stoned_Catz

KFC doesn't have an anus.

chicken has buttz mofocker ask chicken fuckerz

cannibiscorpse

KFC doesn't have an anus.

Some do. its called taco bell

and mcdonalds chicken nuggets

Jeff

Hacked her FB now. Shes raging hard

Jeff

Video do? I didnt screen cap and she has it back.

I have video of her raging about it though
ill upload now

Jeff

gimme 5-15 mins. gotta render so it will be HD.