I had soem bad ass dreams last night man, I was in a helicopter an we got dropped off on the shore, than it took off an got shot down, an almost landed on top of us, then we swam down the swamp, to this cave, where this pirates hijacked us, an they put me to work gaurding these nice HAWT women in like a half jail half office complex, an they all wooed me with hawt booty grindin on meh, so I let them out, then the pirates got pissed an I went all kung fu on them, then I woke up, I had a nice big boner still too.
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