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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair?Roll-Aids.
I met a fairy today that granted me one wish."I want to live forever," I said."Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"..."Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!""You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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Roll-Aids.
Mayhem 2011
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
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"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
So I was raping this woman in the park, and right before I shoved my cock up her pussy, she screamed "PLEASE!!! THINK OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!"
Kinky bitch.