Just had court

TehPrince666

Disorderly conduct, got it dropped down to ordinance violation, judge was a female kinna cute actually, an all I had to do was flash my winnin smile, an dazzle, 350.00 fine down to 50.00, coulda got rid of it entirely because I didnt do anything, but I didnt wanna go through all the hoopla over 50 dollars an waste my time. Stupid freakin bouncer try an fabricate, an say I attack his big fat behind, like ima attack some big 6'5 300 pounder when im 5'11 Buck 85, besides im not violent like that, he was just mad cuz Im prettier then his big ulgy dumbface, an I told him that, try an say I threw a flower pot, that wasnt me, why would I throw a flower pot, I like flowers, if anything I woulda stole the flower pot, an gave it to my grandmother as a gift, to make her luv me more.

He tackle me, an split the back of my head open, had blood all over the back of my head, an ruined my shirt, he lucky he didnt mess up my pretty face up, or else he be payin restitution, Id be on the phone all day long, tryin to find the best jewish lawyer in my city, he would be in some mighty big trouble.

TehPrince666

Just check my record I never get in trouble except fer some speedin tickets, insulting to me, that I had to be in a room full of savages.

Santana

The transitions from court judge to bouncer to grandma are just making me speechless. It's like you don't know what you want to talk about. Structure your sentences better and make connections between sentences so you tell the story better. I understand what you're trying to say but it just seems like a stream of conciousness

Mike

Troll in the dungeon.

NOCAP

Troll in the dungeon.

laurjohn2

poop

TehPrince666

The transitions from court judge to bouncer to grandma are just making me speechless. It's like you don't know what you want to talk about. Structure your sentences better and make connections between sentences so you tell the story better. I understand what you're trying to say but it just seems like a stream of conciousness

See thas the thing, its called intuition fella, use yer brain a bit, I dont work for yew, if yeh dont wanna figure it out dont read it, if I was writin a paper, for business, I know how teh structure my sentances, but fer the forums, I got my own unique syntax, an if yeh cant use yer brain an learn how teh figure it out, then you should get a new brain, call a doctor, an tell them to give yew microchip enhancer er somethin, speed yer brain up.

TehPrince666

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TehPrince666

The transitions are like that because im not tryin to bore yeh with the details, yeh should be able to fill in the blanks fella, once again its called intuition, use yer brain.

Adam

TehPrince666

Man, look at yer dumb sunglass wearin face.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

TehPrince666

Ms Zombiebooty cant even come up with her own words, she has to use GIF's, talk about soft, she just scared of meh, cuz she likes meh, bein shy, yeh can do better that, I know yeh got in yah. :!!

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

only quality trolls deserve my witty responses

NEXT

TehPrince666

Dont try an turn around on me hunny, play the sluff it off card, thats my game, yeh thief.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

if you could start making sense, that would be gravy

TehPrince666

Call a doctor, get a microchip, so you can be on my level, im galactically AMAZING, yer brainwaves are like a mere human being.

TehPrince666

Razor the only 1 thas on my level on these forums.

laurjohn2

i feel bad for razor

TehPrince666

Mr Deputy, I thought I had yeh all buttered up already, now yeh gonna turn on meh, how about I give yeh a reach around, thas a nice perk for yeh, if yeh leave me be right?

laurjohn2

i like being buttered up. cant be margirine though