DAmmit ed!

sbs_will

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

LMFAO

sbs_will

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

sbs_will

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

sbs_will

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

sbs_will

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

sbs_will

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

sbs_will

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

sbs_will

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

sbs_will

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because I pushed him out!

sbs_will

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

sbs_will

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

LiveFreeDie

Ehh, dead baby jokes....

ehhhh.

sbs_will

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

sbs_will

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Gazorpazorpfield

I was walking behind this girl in a dark alley and after a minute she noticed me.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to rape you." I said joking
Then she said "That's exactly what a rapist would say."

Turns out she was right.

Jeff

Dead baby jokes were funny in 08'

NOCAP

sbs_will

Oh, FUCK YOU ed! Lol

Brian

hahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Shanez_Wife

Dead baby jokes were a high school thing

sbs_will

I'm IN high school