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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
edited December 2010 in Off Topic
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

I'm going to go watch Christmas Vacation on hd-dvd right now, that movie is a classic. If you have never seen it, I feel bad for you.

Definitely my favorite christmas movie. Home Alone 1&2 are right up there as well.
Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.

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