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Al Gore suing owner of the Sun
Dont know if it was posted or not...
Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit against the woman for damages caused by global warming.
"I'm seriously considering adding Spain in our suit", Gore told reporters. "Duran will be collecting fees from users of solar energy and she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."
At the press conference, one reporter pointed out to Gore that he had been claiming global warming was aggravated more by human activity rather than sunlight. "That was before the Sun had a clear-cut owner", Al said.
Sunowner, Angeles Duran could not be reached for comment on Gore's lawsuit.
Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit against the woman for damages caused by global warming.
"I'm seriously considering adding Spain in our suit", Gore told reporters. "Duran will be collecting fees from users of solar energy and she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."
At the press conference, one reporter pointed out to Gore that he had been claiming global warming was aggravated more by human activity rather than sunlight. "That was before the Sun had a clear-cut owner", Al said.
Sunowner, Angeles Duran could not be reached for comment on Gore's lawsuit.
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This from The Onion?
http://www.dumaguetecity.net/goreduran.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333776/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html
Are we talking about the Sun, the star?
The moon and most of the planets in our solar system are owned by some dude here in America too.
the law states no country can hold ownership of any planet star or moon but it says absolutely nothing about single people. I wanna own Pluto. it would be awesome.