This forum iz finally safe thankz to....

The_Coon

Me the Coon
I am a silent vigilantee
Ready to strike at false metal and/or mallfags at any second

Brian

Thanks Primus.

OPP

WHO IS MYSTERION?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

The_Coon

We do not speak of that trator

Brian

WHO IS MYSTERION?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

Kenny. Dumbass.

Mike

This troll is already unfunny since the whole Coon thing was never funny even in South Park.

Mysterion

C'mon, killing false metal kids isn't the way to do it, how about we have a bake sale to promote real metal instead of killing the fakes?

The_Coon

I am here to make this forum safe from evil

OPP

I'm actually reading these in their voices.

The_Coon

Dammit Kenny gtfo!!!!

Razor_Shark

Thanks Primus.

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Mysterion

C'mon Cartman, you will get outvoted here.

The_Coon

This will soon be the coon forums
and you can not have the coon corums without the coon

Necrothulhu

Gtfo Mr. Unfunny

Mysterion

You can't own the forums dude, it just isn't right.
Then again, you could buy them, the money does talk. Fucking sellouts.

The_Coon

Wait untill i get Cthulhu on your fucking ass hahahahahah
we'll all be laughing then!

OPP

Brian is definitely Mysterion. How do I know this?

Because he's actually funny.

Mysterion

Whatever dude, you take this crap way to seriously.

Razor_Shark

Brian is definitely Mysterion. How do I know this?

Because he's actually funny.

I think this is pretty lame from both of them, but this reminds me of Megaman and whatshisface on the old forums.

The_Coon

Naww you do
now go eat your frozen waffles for dinner

Mike

<_>