**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

Rex_Capone420

Mother fucking Ebron! 

NOCAP

Damn that offense looks too good

Rex_Capone420

Indy defense sucks 

FLAT

Praying for Dat comeback 

MarcTheFallen

Gazorpazorpfield said:

Dak looks great but can't finish a drive. Fuck our defense is woat though. 

Doesn't help that Zeke cant get anything going.

MarcTheFallen

ZEKE!!!!!

NOCAP

There's the Lions that I remember. Nvm carry on

Gazorpazorpfield

Really wanted to start Abdullah but held back. Well he blew Eddie Lacy out the water already 

Gazorpazorpfield

I don't know if fox made a change or it'd the way my dad's tv is set up, but Joe and Troy are faded out so much it's easy to not hear them. I love it. 

Episode

Bears are fuckin trash. Nothin to see here. See yall next season.

Rex_Capone420

Cardinals play at 8:30

Episode

You think I don't know my team's schedule?

Rex_Capone420

Fucking KILL YOURSELF PRATER FUCKING FAGGOT 

MarcTheFallen

CUT FUCKING WILLIAMS RIGHT NOW. STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

MarcTheFallen

Almost took my grandmas jaw whens he asked what was wrong. Don't fuck with me right now old bitch. 

Gazorpazorpfield

You can't be mad at him when our defense just kept giving up first down runs. 

mrAPE

What happened? 

Gazorpazorpfield

I'm buzzing and having a good time, so maybe I'm too optimistic right now but I think I'm ready for the Prescott era. It's only one game and he didn't even throw it deep but everything else was very promising. I'm not sure how Romo could have done any better. It's also pretty cool having a legit option read threat. I just wish they would do what I did and give him a different number 

Rex_Capone420

Jim Caldwell is a fucking idiot for not taking a timeout sooner. The clock was at 1:06. 

NOCAP

San Diego game all over again