**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

Rex_Capone420

Thanks suggested post 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Makin moves \m/

NOCAP

wish the lions did that in the offseason but they pissed that away when they let everyone jump ship

Rex_Capone420

God damn why do people still have jobs?

JLRedWing13

LordBrady said:

wish the lions did that in the offseason but they pissed that away when they let everyone jump ship

Your big offseason idea was to sign Demarco Murray, o wise one.

NOCAP

yeah well we still need a running back so doesn't matter now

JLRedWing13

Nah if we had an offensive line worth a shit we'd be fine. 

Wine

Gabbert's starting next week and now I need to go on a long walk alone. If I don't come back, the Lions still suck.

NOCAP

knew it wouldn't be long till you jumped back on my dick. should have given you the fade on the dance floor.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

But you didnt...

JLRedWing13

He was too drunk to do shit.

FLAT

Fuck )))

NOCAP

i was fucking hammered drunk

FLAT

\m/

NOCAP

JLRedWing13 said:

He was too drunk to do shit.

although i almost fought that nigga that tried to fight brad )

FLAT

Where were you guys?

NOCAP

what a sloppy mess

NOCAP

man andrew luck is trash like stafford

JLRedWing13

Would trade Stafford for him in a heartbeat, though our offensive line is even worse than his...

NOCAP

trading stafford for luck is like getting the same player dumb fuck. that doesn't help us at all.