**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

JLRedWing13

Eli Manning wants to be the highest paid player in the league = ))))))))))

SATAN

Inb4rings

JLRedWing13

He'd be the highest paid player for about 5 minutes until Luck gets his deal.

Rex_Capone420

Shady McCoy went down in practice. Mri is schedule  rip Monica 

FLAT

The second video where dez gets socked )

http://dailysnark.com/2nd-straight-year-cowboys-rams-joint-practice-erupts-massive-brawl/

JLRedWing13

Kelvin Benjamin tore his ACL. Funchess is gonna get a lot of opportunities this season.

Rex_Capone420

Rex_Capone420

Wait Kevin white had shin surgery and is probably going to miss the entire year. Rip Erik = ))

SATAN

Kevin White doesn't play for the Packers. Why would Erik care :-?

Rex_Capone420

= ))

Rex_Capone420

Damn rip RGIII

FLAT

:-?

Rex_Capone420

We  hit him 4-5 times. Levy crushed him. Then he fumbled and some guy fell on him. And he didn't get up for like 10 minutes = ))

FLAT

Hit was the definition of marginal. 

Rex_Capone420

Levy crushed him before that 

FLAT

I watched it. 

JLRedWing13

RG3 concussed.

FLAT

These fags forget to mention they lost. 

JLRedWing13

Yeah that preseason loss to Washington really hurts our playoff chances.

FLAT

Have fun finishing under .500