**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

Rex_Capone420

Todd lives in Iowa he doesn't even know what s real snow storm is. 

FLAT

Jesus. You have michigans dick so far down your throat. 

FLAT

I'm from michigan, everything is ten times worse and ten times better. 

Rex_Capone420

Better than Iowa dick down my throat :-??

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

They have to walk 10 miles each way in 10 foot snow to pick up their dank weed

FLAT

>jay says you are getting a foot
>Iowa getting a foot

Rex_Capone420

Grand rapids gets the 17th most snow in the country on average a year. Iowa doesn't even have a city in the top 100

Rex_Capone420

Wait that's with a population of 50k+. Iowa probably doesn't have one of those either. 

FLAT

Do you research michigan facts so you can defend it's dick in any argument?

Rex_Capone420

It's easy to use google. Do you not have that either? 

NOCAP

Sick of this shit

FLAT

Rex_Capone said:

It's easy to use google. Do you not have that either? 

There's one thing I have that you don't.


















































hair

Rex_Capone420

I have hair 

FLAT

Homer Simpson hair. 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Saying you have hair is like saying Ed has rights. You're technically right, but lets be real bruh.

TheDevilsDreads

Should call this website SportsUprising.com

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I say this in the most respectful way possible my canadian brother. 



Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

NOCAP

That moment when the Pats are doing better in the Super Bowl against the Hawks than the Broncos. 

TheDevilsDreads

I would if it ended this fucking nonsense.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

That moments where the Broncos lost the Super Bowl by 35 points and its still better than any Lions Super Bowl performance.