**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

HOODS

Satan, Rex, jake fagz, don't worry, there's enough cock to go around for you faggots to suck.

SATAN

You're the one that's cryn

HOODS

Wahhhh end your existence :-q

Rex_Capone420

:-??

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Pops said:

Satan, Rex, jake fagz, don't worry, there's enough cock to go around for you faggots to suck.

Your dick is the only small thing about you

Episode

Fuck. )

HOODS

Don't make me pull a rex and take a picture with a quarter on my cock so you can see actual size.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

George, lets be honest bro. You havent seen your dick in years.

Rex_Capone420

I'm sure he had a mirror

Inb4 schlong

HOODS

Jake, lets be honest. The broncos arent winning the superbowl.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

George, lets be honest. The Eagles are never winning the superbowl

Rex_Capone420

Cot damn let's be honest kill yourselves

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Lets be honest, if Jim Caldwell is your coach you should kill yourself

HOODS

Yeah if Jim Caldwell was chosen to lead my team to victory, I'd lead myself and my family off a bridge.

JLRedWing13

Caldwell Super Bowl appearances > Chip Kelly Super Bowl appearances

Rex_Capone420

He's won more then anyone on the eagles :-??

HOODS

niggaz, dont even.... caldwell inherited a pretty good team, then stank. chip kelly, 1 year took a 4-12 to the playoffs, 1st year. lick my shaft queers.

Rex_Capone420

He won a ring in Baltimore fgt

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Andy Reid took a 2-14 team to the playoffs 1st year :-\"

HOODS

yeah then gave up 100 points to lose the game with shitty coaching and shitty clock management just like hes always done.