WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
holy shit it is hot here. I went and got my motorcycle inspected and it looks like I jumped into a pool because I am covered with so much sweat. sucks. I have to remember to leave the motorcycle jacket at home on days like this.
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
how much did that cost you?
It's a free watch party since it's an away game. But I do have tickets to game 3 and game 5. Cost about 35 bucks each cause my dad and I get options on half the home playoff games after having semi-season tickets. Had them for like 11 years now.
Everything floats my boat right now if I look at what I have in life, idk how anyone could want anything else cute animals, an honest sexy boyfriend, happy family, good job, got good grades this past semester, etc Ah life im so happy
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
how much did that cost you?
It's a free watch party since it's an away game. But I do have tickets to game 3 and game 5. Cost about 35 bucks each cause my dad and I get options on half the home playoff games after having semi-season tickets. Had them for like 11 years now.
Damn 35 bucks that's awesome i would love to see a playoff game.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
how much did that cost you?
It's a free watch party since it's an away game. But I do have tickets to game 3 and game 5. Cost about 35 bucks each cause my dad and I get options on half the home playoff games after having semi-season tickets. Had them for like 11 years now.
wow... sweet! 35 bucks is nothing! And I figured they would try and make a quick buck by selling admission to the game 1 watching. cool they are not. Go Dallas!
Been out of the house a good bit as of late. Finally have a day off and will be going to a watch party in Dallas at the American Airlines Center to watch game 1 of the finals!
how much did that cost you?
It's a free watch party since it's an away game. But I do have tickets to game 3 and game 5. Cost about 35 bucks each cause my dad and I get options on half the home playoff games after having semi-season tickets. Had them for like 11 years now.
wow... sweet! 35 bucks is nothing! And I figured they would try and make a quick buck by selling admission to the game 1 watching. cool they are not. Go Dallas!
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.
* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.
* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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if I look at what I have in life, idk how anyone could want anything else
cute animals, an honest sexy boyfriend, happy family, good job, got good grades this past semester, etc
Ah life
-HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL GENRES-
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.