YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

SATAN

poor guy

OPP

jesus murphy i got way too smashed during bell witch. told my friend "im gonna head back to my room and grab a few joints then come back"

never came back. passed the fuck out. whoops.

OPP

fucking pissed aqay a 35 buck ticket to wovenhand and cough and never met tim lambes tits.

OPP

sad!

OPP

tomorrow im getting stoned as fuck the whole day and not drinking. fuck alcohol and fuck me for caving in like thay hahaha.

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apparently i want to the merch room and started yelling at the event poster: "SIXTY BUCKS?? SIXTY BUCKS BUT LAST YEAR BUT LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN"

fuck.

NOCAP

Dime said:

Every time I go to leave the manager at this bar throws another free drink at me because I've tipped them well over the years lol looks like I'm getting ker-dmashed to Obliviony dudes . Called my cousin and he's said he could drive my car home and Uber is on the way to take my drunk fat ass lol its so great beIN responsibly it smashed .

Did you get to see some big titties?

Rex_Capone420

OPP said:

tomorrow im getting stoned as fuck the whole day and not drinking. fuck alcohol and fuck me for caving in like thay hahaha.

Id bet money this doesnt happen

OPP

will post sober selfies for proof

OPP

fuck what am i gonna do with all this liquor tho

Rex_Capone420

It has begun 

OPP

(trailer park boys soft piano music)

NOCAP

Alex is living his best life right now. I wanna be that drunk this weekend 

OPP

the blow i got wasnt laced with fetty! hooray!

OPP

also need more now.

OPP

HYEEEEEEEAAAHHHH HEYYYYYYYYYYEAHHHH IM STILL ALIIIIVEEE

Xeno

I've never had fun

Gnomez

5.30am
At the airport 
Going skiing for a week in queenstown 

Dime

BLACKPANTHER said:

Dime said:

Every time I go to leave the manager at this bar throws another free drink at me because I've tipped them well over the years lol looks like I'm getting ker-dmashed to Obliviony dudes . Called my cousin and he's said he could drive my car home and Uber is on the way to take my drunk fat ass lol its so great beIN responsibly it smashed .

Did you get to see some big titties?

 Brother, I couldn't even see straight last night much less focus on seeing titties lol 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Dime said:

BLACKPANTHER said:

Dime said:

Every time I go to leave the manager at this bar throws another free drink at me because I've tipped them well over the years lol looks like I'm getting ker-dmashed to Obliviony dudes . Called my cousin and he's said he could drive my car home and Uber is on the way to take my drunk fat ass lol its so great beIN responsibly it smashed .

Did you get to see some big titties?

 Brother, I couldn't even see straight 

Titties are round.
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