YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

FLAT

The legend. I need to buy that man a NI ticket. 

Dime

I won and your legend is sleeping in a dirty garage lmao ye got scary at the end bro we got him home and he died in the lawn qndni couldn't lift him so I got his brother to help me next and before I knew it mom, dad and two Bros we're outside speaking in rapid Spanish and Eddie is just crying anf screaming at the top of his lungs "Don't touch me motherfuckers leave me beeeee" and he swung at his mom and dad lmao I was like to siento I'm sorry and dipped fuck that 

SATAN

Were you guys flicking rubber bands at him?

Rex_Capone420

Fuck they were ))))

Dime

SUPERPREDATOR said:

Were you guys flicking rubber bands at him?

 Heh heh yeah

Dime

UPfreebird said:

Dime said:

Here's you guys' golden boy Eddie! Hahahahaha 

Where is the video of him ending up on the floor?
That dude is a fucking Legend!

 Video is coming soon. We editing lol

Stoned_Catz

sleep and being passed out from drunk are two different things

OPP

nearly cried when i seent this today. unfathomably stoked.

...

Dime

Seeing HomeSafe in April \m/ love that fucking band. Ayo @UPfreebird you said Hot Mulligan is your nephew's band? They're supporting HomeSafe on this tour .

Dime

Damn that sucks. Probably watch them anyway

SATAN

UPfreebird said:

Ya Hot Mulligan was his band.
For some reason he got a job as a manager of some food chain in Lansing,...and he ended up quitting the band to pursue the job.

That screams “girlfriend’s idea”

Stoned_Catz

pussae has powers over dudes

MetalCoresades

Only if youre a cuck 

Stoned_Catz

if some bitch turned her pussae powers on you, you wouldnt resist... dont fukkin lie

MetalCoresades

Wanna bet? 

Stoned_Catz

we will never know cuz ure a fhag

MetalCoresades

True   

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

My niece had a dress up day at school where everybody was encouraged to dress as a fictional character. 





She went as Batman.

My work here is done.

Stoned_Catz

batman is real, batman is jeff sessions