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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    U mad we running through top teams like they nothing?


  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Fuck my girl is jailbait
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    You're jailbait, Leah???


  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I used to be XD
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    edited February 2011
    obviously nascar is more popular than hockey in the us due to that fact that rednecks love that shit. rednecks make more babies than normal families so nascar has a larger audience. the end

    hockey is more popular than nascar worldwide because other countries are not retarded enough to watch it lol
    Actually motor sports is more popular then hockey worldwide. Even golf, cricket, and tennis :D
    motor sports =/= Nascar

    ......actually
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,663 master of ceremonies
    obviously nascar is more popular than hockey in the us due to that fact that rednecks love that shit. rednecks make more babies than normal families so nascar has a larger audience. the end

    hockey is more popular than nascar worldwide because other countries are not retarded enough to watch it lol
    Actually motor sports is more popular then hockey worldwide. Even golf, cricket, and tennis :D
    motor sports =/= Nascar

    ......actually
    I know that <_>

    turning left all day isn't a sport...
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    when you pull out a shoelace that is stuck under your foot when you put on a shoe
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    Scarface....Story of my life


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    After an extremely horrible and depressing day, my Stepdad told me that in 2 weeks I'm getting a Droid Incredible with unlimited internet. Fuck yea, first smart phone, I'm still rolling with this old ass Samsung Glyde.

    I feel spoiled, aha.
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    This poem I have to write a paper on. It's "A Satyr" By John Wilmot

    I' th' isle of Britain, long since famous grown
    For breeding the best cunts in Christendom,
    There reigns, and oh! long may he reign and thrive,
    The easiest King and best-bred man alive.
    Him no ambition moves to get renown
    Like the French fool, that wanders up and down
    Starving his people, hazarding his crown.
    Peace is his aim, his gentleness is such,
    And love he loves, for he loves fucking much.
    ---Nor are his high desires above his strength:
    His scepter and his prick are of a length;
    And she may sway the one who plays with th' other,
    And make him little wiser than his brother.
    Poor prince! thy prick, like thy buffoons at Court,
    Will govern thee because it makes thee sport.
    'Tis sure the sauciest prick that e'er did swive,
    The proudest, peremptoriest prick alive.
    Though safety, law, religion, life lay on 't,
    'Twould break through all to make its way to cunt.
    Restless he rolls about from whore to whore,
    A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.
    ---To Carwell, the most dear of all his dears,
    The best relief of his declining years,
    Oft he bewails his fortune, and her fate:
    To love so well, and be beloved so late.
    For though in her he settles well his tarse,
    Yet his dull, graceless ballocks hang an arse.
    This you'd believe, had I but time to tell ye
    The pains it costs to poor, laborious Nelly,
    Whilst she employs hands, fingers, mouth, and thighs,
    Ere she can raise the member she enjoys.
    ---All monarchs I hate, and the thrones they sit on,
    ---From the hector of France to the cully of Britain.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    im sorry but that poem blows lol
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Yes, it really does. But I have to write a paper on it. :-))
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    so writing a paper on a crappy poem floats ur boat?? haha
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Yes, it does. Haha. There are 3 other equally crappy poems I can choose from, but that one makes me laugh the most.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    now this is a fuckin poem

    The Genius Of The Crowd

    Bukowski

    there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
    human being to supply any given army on any given day

    and the best at murder are those who preach against it
    and the best at hate are those who preach love
    and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

    those who preach god, need god
    those who preach peace do not have peace
    those who preach peace do not have love

    beware the preachers
    beware the knowers
    beware those who are always reading books
    beware those who either detest poverty
    or are proud of it
    beware those quick to praise
    for they need praise in return
    beware those who are quick to censor
    they are afraid of what they do not know
    beware those who seek constant crowds for
    they are nothing alone
    beware the average man the average woman
    beware their love, their love is average
    seeks average

    but there is genius in their hatred
    there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
    to kill anybody
    not wanting solitude
    not understanding solitude
    they will attempt to destroy anything
    that differs from their own
    not being able to create art
    they will not understand art
    they will consider their failure as creators
    only as a failure of the world
    not being able to love fully
    they will believe your love incomplete
    and then they will hate you
    and their hatred will be perfect

    like a shining diamond
    like a knife
    like a mountain
    like a tiger
    like hemlock

    their finest art
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Hah
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    This cover of Revolver floats my boat.

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,711 spicy boy
    ^that article on all the dead musicians is pretty cool.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I'd like to get that issue...just don't have the extra cash
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,711 spicy boy
    it has more that just the recent deaths, and most famous deaths.
    Most deaths in rock and metal are in there. its pretty cool.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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