YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

...

Thanks, man. 

OPP

fuck im dead

OPP

I havent laughed that hard in fucking weeks

MarcTheFallen

I'm fucking screaming ) ) ) ) ) 

Gazorpazorpfield

I looked at it for 10 minutes not getting it. I tried to open it in another tab but it wouldn't work. 

Then I rorated my screen and saw I was missing a healthy 70% of the picture 

FLAT

Shoutout to all the times I drop my phone and it's golden. 

Gazorpazorpfield

After what? 70 other phones?

FLAT

Nah. Haven't had any problems with my iPhone. Can't ever say the same about my droids. 

Gazorpazorpfield

Duuuuuuuuuude the neighbors whose dog I found left a $25 gift card for chipotle on my door. 

Dime

Rex_Capone420

FLAT

We just hired some way sexy chick. 

MenAreTrash

U won't 

FLAT

She's so hot doe 

Rex_Capone420

LOOT said:

She's so hot doe 

Probably won't last a month

FLAT

Yeah she used to work in grocery so everyone but me knows her. But yeah they are all already talking about her. 

LiveFreeDie

First time using draft kings and won $15 on a $3 fantasy lineup.

Rex_Capone420

:-?

LiveFreeDie

ky disagree

LiveFreeDie

https://www.draftkings.com/r/livefreedie

Try it.