YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

"The Onion is a "joke" newspaper...its not real"
"Okay well thats your opinion"

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MarcTheFallen

slapguitarer said:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

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Was reading this the other day. Holy fuck some people )

SATAN

slapguitarer said:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

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The JK Rowling/Newt Gingrich one had me rolling

NolaFree810

My fav was the Obama preforms euthanasia lmao

Episode

Goddamn I couldn't even laugh at any of those. Just pisses me the fuck off. This is the state of the country we live in.

OPP

cute new girl at work. Id finna post a pic but she doesnt have fb :-<

SkullAndCrossbones

dont mess wit it if she aint got facebook. girls like that can't be trusted

OPP

Neither can ones from your state [-X

SkullAndCrossbones

that's true

MetalCoresades

Girls in general cant be trusted

SkullAndCrossbones

another good point

OPP

she transferred from maryland and is well acquainted with mdf \m/

FLAT

Get it in faggot

SkullAndCrossbones

:!!

OPP

we talk a bit. Im gonna have to keep doing so. she seems really cool.

NOCAP

Plot twist: "I can't go to MDF pt 2"

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

:-$ :-$ :-$

OPP

:-h

FLAT

Bitch ass rat

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWBlDC2-ss