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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

    they changed the laws here a couple years ago and now there are fireworks going off every single night during the spring/summer/fall

    Thay've been going off around me every night for the last two weeks. Damn rednecks.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,869 spicy boy
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Im fine with people shooting off whatever they want it usually doesn't bother me. Last week though I had to be up at 4 am and they were shooting some large shells right outside my window. I wanted to punch them in the dick for that one
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    mrAPE said:

    Im fine with people shooting off whatever they want it usually doesn't bother me. Last week though I had to be up at 4 am and they were shooting some large shells right outside my window. I wanted to punch them in the dick for that one

    Once your son is here, people will piss you off beyond belief. Until you have kids, loud sounds outside are really nothing.. Then they wake your kid up that you JUST got to sleep...
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,869 spicy boy
    one time my friend threw a mortar right next to my house.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    monicaa said:

    mrAPE said:

    Im fine with people shooting off whatever they want it usually doesn't bother me. Last week though I had to be up at 4 am and they were shooting some large shells right outside my window. I wanted to punch them in the dick for that one

    Once your son is here, people will piss you off beyond belief. Until you have kids, loud sounds outside are really nothing.. Then they wake your kid up that you JUST got to sleep...
    We have decided to try and not tip toe around while he is sleeping so that he will get use to the noises. Hopefully it works
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    mrAPE said:

    monicaa said:

    mrAPE said:

    Im fine with people shooting off whatever they want it usually doesn't bother me. Last week though I had to be up at 4 am and they were shooting some large shells right outside my window. I wanted to punch them in the dick for that one

    Once your son is here, people will piss you off beyond belief. Until you have kids, loud sounds outside are really nothing.. Then they wake your kid up that you JUST got to sleep...
    We have decided to try and not tip toe around while he is sleeping so that he will get use to the noises. Hopefully it works
    That's the best thing to do. I did that with both of my children. But still, a loud banging noise outside will still wake them up, haha. He'll be here soon, I bet you're so excited :)
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Very. Im hoping by some stroke of luck she goes into labor tonight. I would have extra time off then lol
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lots and lots of sex!!
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol no fatfuck. It's not an act. I don't fall for these bitches, play the simp bullshit, etc., but is it not a product of testosterone and male nature to feel like dat nigga when a bad female is metaphorically sucking your dick? Whether it's about how good you look, or how good something you did/made is? And she's sitting here telling me she's got a song I made on loop and it's making her horny basically. Yea, I feel like that fucking guy when I hear that shit. Fuck outta here, there's no "act". Doesn't mean I'm in love wit her moron.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Besides that fact, it feels good when I get serious props from ANYBODY when it comes to my music. Male or female. And for someone to say "I can't stop listening to it." About something you made, feels fucking great, especially when I knew this whole mixtape, especially the specific song I showed her, is the best shit I've ever made. Little signs of work paying off.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Yeah yeah yeah someone broke your heart and you want to play tough guy to fit thw hip hop scene.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Tough guy? The new mixtape is extremely emotional and Im'ma be called a pussy by a lot and compared to Drake. I make mostly soft ass music. Please shut the fuck up and quit embarrassing yourself about shit you have no clue about.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Why does your fatass care so much anyways? You been a straight bitch lately, real talk. Shit is sad, just stop.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Im a bitch for calling you out?

    Logic.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    primuspopcorn.gi.... Oh what's the point anymore
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Actually if anyone is a bitch it would be you erik. I hardly say anything to you for the moat part and you seem to flag spam on everything I post. Makes a lot of sense huh.

    Anyway. Its time to get over yourself and your little broken heart.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Shield95 said:

    Im'ma be called a pussy by a lot and compared to Drake.

    Dude, "a lot" of people actually need to listen to the album for this to happen.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You ain't calling out shit. You're making yourself look like a fucking clown and using shit you have no clue about to "call me out". The me being hard is fucking hilarious tbh. I'm not some fucking "gangsta" and never tried to be or acted like it. I'm the same kid who was fucking shitting bricks, while with an actual gangbanger in Chicago, when I saw a real loaded gun. He pulled it out 'cause he was making fun of my skinnies, and pulled his gun out and told me to put it in my pants to see if I'd even be able to tuck a gun and hide it correctly wit skinnies on. My hands were fucking shaking and I wouldn't put it in my pants 'til he took the clip out. Yea, I'm a real hard ass nigga. Please shut the fuck up. I don't act about shit. Bitches ain't shit 'cause pussy ain't on a pedestal for me, they ain't queens, they ain't a priority. But it's just male nature to feel like a king when a bad female is sitting there sucking your dick over something that you put so much work into and your entire life is dedicated to.
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