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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    the band that just played covered Dragonaut and Paranoid in one song \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Distance said:

    Naw. If there's NO room in front of me don't try to squinch yourself in there. No fucks.

    I'd squinch myself into yo butt and we could blow bubbles with your gum
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,697 moneytalker
    Distance said:

    Naw. If there's NO room in front of me don't try to squinch yourself in there. No fucks.

    The funny thing though, is that there is ALWAYS still an open spot at the front exactly my size. Sometimes it just takes awhile to convince people of it, but it's there.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    I always make room for ax murderers when they squinch in front of me
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,697 moneytalker
    The only show I've ever been to and haven't been able to make my way to the front was during the Ozzfest that Ozzy played the second stage (06?) The wall of people went on forever. I was shroomin my balls off and maybe a football field away from the stage and the people were still packed in so tight that you could pick both feet off of the ground and not sink more than an inch. I smoked a joint with some ladies I energy up standing by, but there was no room to move an arm to pass it, so I ended up holding it for everyone and they would just lean in to put their lips up to the joint. One bitch was being a super greedy fiend bitch with it though, so when it got down to roach size and she was hitting it, I let go of the still burning roach and she inhaled it lol =)) Her eyes got fucking huge and her facial reaction looked like the first few from that chick from the Cheech and Chong who inhaled the ajax, and the shrooms only further distorted her facial movements even more. My buddy and I belly laughed about it for a good 15 minutes straight. Anytime it would start to die down one of us would make another goofy face and it would start the laughing all over again.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmVd4RQZCo
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    show poster for last night was awesome

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,386 mod
    The new J. Cole album is fire.


  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    Flagged: troll.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy
    Jobe said:

    The only show I've ever been to and haven't been able to make my way to the front was during the Ozzfest that Ozzy played the second stage (06?) The wall of people went on forever. I was shroomin my balls off and maybe a football field away from the stage and the people were still packed in so tight that you could pick both feet off of the ground and not sink more than an inch. I smoked a joint with some ladies I energy up standing by, but there was no room to move an arm to pass it, so I ended up holding it for everyone and they would just lean in to put their lips up to the joint. One bitch was being a super greedy fiend bitch with it though, so when it got down to roach size and she was hitting it, I let go of the still burning roach and she inhaled it lol =)) Her eyes got fucking huge and her facial reaction looked like the first few from that chick from the Cheech and Chong who inhaled the ajax, and the shrooms only further distorted her facial movements even more. My buddy and I belly laughed about it for a good 15 minutes straight. Anytime it would start to die down one of us would make another goofy face and it would start the laughing all over again.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmVd4RQZCo


    I love that about shrooms \m/
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That feel when 2 day free shipping becomes 1 day free shipping \:D/
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    I always push myself to the front but if you literally try and force yourself onto the rail pretty much hurting the people who have been there for hours then your a fucking dick.. No doubt about it
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    Pit is where its at. Never have a problem getting there and its close to the stage.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i only make my way towards the front if there's room. i really don't "push" people out of the way but i will walk in front of them if there's room
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

    Pit is where its at. Never have a problem getting there and its close to the stage.

    I'll usually switch between being in, and in front of the pit. I just can't stand the people that expect to be able to stand next to the pit and not get shoved.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    Hate that shit.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,142 spicy boy
    I stand edge of pit. Just push people back in, and act as a cushion for those who don't want to get pushed.... occasionally I'll pit.
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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,142 spicy boy
    Portland bands \m/
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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    They've got a great music scene up there.
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