Girls are funny sometimes. This hot girl comes into my work today wearing a mini skirt and a shirt tied so you can see her stomach and hip tattoos. She comes up and asks if she can have free food. I say no. She twirls her hair and asks again. I say no. So she pouts and leaves. Like I know youre hot but why would I give you free food. Offer to show your tits or suck my dick or something but "hey im hot, give me free things" isnt gonna cut it. This aint simpville bitch [-(
Girls are funny sometimes. This hot girl comes into my work today wearing a mini skirt and a shirt tied so you can see her stomach and hip tattoos. She comes up and asks if she can have free food. I say no. She twirls her hair and asks again. I say no. So she pouts and leaves. Like I know youre hot but why would I give you free food. Offer to show your tits or suck my dick or something but "hey im hot, give me free things" isnt gonna cut it. This aint simpville bitch [-(
1st, good job not being a simp. =D> 2nd, this is why equal rights are fucking horseshit. These whores cry for it, but then think their tits get them anything they want in life. Suck my fucking dick.
Girls are funny sometimes. This hot girl comes into my work today wearing a mini skirt and a shirt tied so you can see her stomach and hip tattoos. She comes up and asks if she can have free food. I say no. She twirls her hair and asks again. I say no. So she pouts and leaves. Like I know youre hot but why would I give you free food. Offer to show your tits or suck my dick or something but "hey im hot, give me free things" isnt gonna cut it. This aint simpville bitch [-(
1st, good job not being a simp. =D> 2nd, this is why equal rights are fucking horseshit. These whores cry for it, but then think their tits get them anything they want in life. Suck my fucking dick.
There are two sides to that coin, Erik. Men are just about as likely to give it to them as women are to ask for it. Probably more likely, actually.
Girls are funny sometimes. This hot girl comes into my work today wearing a mini skirt and a shirt tied so you can see her stomach and hip tattoos. She comes up and asks if she can have free food. I say no. She twirls her hair and asks again. I say no. So she pouts and leaves. Like I know youre hot but why would I give you free food. Offer to show your tits or suck my dick or something but "hey im hot, give me free things" isnt gonna cut it. This aint simpville bitch [-(
1st, good job not being a simp. =D> 2nd, this is why equal rights are fucking horseshit. These whores cry for it, but then think their tits get them anything they want in life. Suck my fucking dick.
There are two sides to that coin, Erik. Men are just about as likely to give it to them as women are to ask for it. Probably more likely, actually.
If you're a bitch ass simp, sure. I'd tell her to get the fuck out.
Girls are funny sometimes. This hot girl comes into my work today wearing a mini skirt and a shirt tied so you can see her stomach and hip tattoos. She comes up and asks if she can have free food. I say no. She twirls her hair and asks again. I say no. So she pouts and leaves. Like I know youre hot but why would I give you free food. Offer to show your tits or suck my dick or something but "hey im hot, give me free things" isnt gonna cut it. This aint simpville bitch [-(
1st, good job not being a simp. =D> 2nd, this is why equal rights are fucking horseshit. These whores cry for it, but then think their tits get them anything they want in life. Suck my fucking dick.
There are two sides to that coin, Erik. Men are just about as likely to give it to them as women are to ask for it. Probably more likely, actually.
If you're a bitch ass simp, sure. I'd tell her to get the fuck out.
If I can borrow your terminology for a bit, I'd say that at least 50% of men are bitch ass simps. If all it takes is doing a simple task for a woman just because she's attractive, then yeah, I'd say everyone does it at least a little. There's just a threshold as to how much, and that varies between people.
just to let everyone know..Erik sent me an Attack Attack! merch package when i used to be into them what a simp ass bitch sending a merch pack to a random chick halfway across a country he also made a drum cover at my request cant get more simp than that
I tip waaay too much just because I did it for 2 years. I dont tip under 20 percent unless you are just a complete asshole. With smaller tabs i'll easily tip 40 or 50 percent.
I always tip good and I also am a sucker for those people you see holding up signs (usually at the end of off ramps) Homeless..need help...blah blah blah..I always give them 5 bucks.
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i dont even bother doing it anymore and my hair texture changed
after that, my mom just bought the stuff and did it for me
so much cheaper
2nd, this is why equal rights are fucking horseshit. These whores cry for it, but then think their tits get them anything they want in life. Suck my fucking dick.
If you're a bitch ass simp, sure. I'd tell her to get the fuck out.
what a simp ass bitch
sending a merch pack to a random chick halfway across a country
he also made a drum cover at my request
cant get more simp than that