YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

sbs_will

Episode said:

sbs_will said:

Okay. So I'm watching porn

So, essentially, you typed this wit cock in hand.

Mentally, yes. Physically, no. I gotta wait til I get to my bedroom.

KridesBrideBritt said:

Good song...

Hell yes. I can't wait to see them! \m/

That_Guy_Arlo

sbs_will said:

So I'm watching porn

sbs_will said:

listening to dope

Brian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV1pDrQiM3Y

MetalCoresades

Haha what

OPP

rexum420 said:

Alex said:

I jammed my finger in the car door when I was six. Swole as fuck.

im swole once a day.....in my pants

LOL ONCE A DAY

DO U EVEN JACK

SandyVagina

rexum420 said:

if you can spell the alphabet you have a good chance of getting a women off )

try it in sign language sometime

NolaFree810

it literally disgusts me how little some people jack it.. i mean have some fucking pride in yourselves you flacid pieces of shit

MetalCoresades

Lolwut

FLAT

think i did pretty good on my bio test

OPP

My copy of Awakened FINALLY came in the mail.

FLAT

so we got it at the same time and i didn't pre-order it. i almost got it doe

OPP

Fucking stupid. Whatever, I'm just glad it's here.

FLAT

i just downloaded it like an hour ago lol

Rex_Capone420

That_Guy_Arlo said:

rexum420 said:

if you can spell the alphabet you have a good chance of getting a women off

You're probably one of the men interviewed in that article...

you didn't get the joke lol

KridesBrideBritt

I don't get my copy till Wednesday.

OPP

Some pre-order...

KridesBrideBritt

I could get it tomorrow but there's no way I'm taking it to the show. It would break.

KridesBrideBritt

Got my first paycheck of the semester! B-)

Gazorpazorpfield

Bought something at Kay jewelers a couple days ago. After I picked out what I wanted, the chick wrote it up, boxed and wrapped it and have it to me. I decide I open it today and find out that somehow in that process a gem fell disappeared. I went there all ready to go HAM on some motherfuckers but they were just so nice and helping. Everything went better than expected.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

im gonna be taking a Functional Human Anatomy course and it comes with a human cadaver lab
im so fucking excited

oh and turns out i dont have to take Calc 2
just gotta live through Calc 1 though