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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    1 dollar burritos at pancheros august 28th
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    In Apes defense, they were pretty disappointing at Ozzfest 06, and they were my favorite band at the time.
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Thank you Alex.

    I'm a big fan I just was really let down that show.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,700 master of ceremonies
    Then you should have went to the SOAD/Mars Volta Tour then lildikkgingerApez [-(
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2012
    Cot DAMN I love it when jelly ass niggas stroke my ego. In Wal-Mart, I'm 'bout to turn into an aisle, this scrawny nigga puffs out his chest, flexes his arms, puts his arms all the way to the side, and starts strutting like a bodybuilder and shit. Basically mocking me, even doe I don't walk like that, essentially, making a beefcake joke, 'cause he saw what he wishes for. I literally said "Y u jelly doe? Stay swole, no pole boi." and smiled like an asshole, he kept doing it, so I started walking towards him, he immediately stopped and started speed walking. Ahaha. Lil bitch.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    Then you should have went to the SOAD/Mars Volta Tour then lildikkgingerApez [-(

  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Nope
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Episode said:

    Stay swole, no pole boi."

    I wouldn't know how to react because I have literally no.idea what that means lol.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Alex said:

    Episode said:

    Stay swole, no pole boi."

    I wouldn't know how to react because I have literally no.idea what that means lol.
    Stay swole, which is ripped/jacked/buff/cut, whatever you wanna call it, not a pole/stick/twig. Ahaha.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    eiather way erik ure still a faggot


    [-(

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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I think we need a translation function for Erik's posts.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Okays. Makes sense.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Episode said:

    I love it when jelly ass niggas stroke my scrawny chest, starts strutting like a bodybuilder and shit. Basically essentially, making a beefcake he saw what he wishes for. I literally said "swole, pole boi." and smiled like an asshole, he kept doing it, Lil bitch.

    this is how i read it


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Episode said:

    Cot DAMN I love it when jelly ass niggas stroke my ego. In Wal-Mart, I'm 'bout to turn into an aisle, this scrawny nigga puffs out his chest, flexes his arms, puts his arms all the way to the side, and starts strutting like a bodybuilder and shit. Basically mocking me, even doe I don't walk like that, essentially, making a beefcake joke, 'cause he saw what he wishes for. I literally said "Y u jelly doe? Stay swole, no pole boi." and smiled like an asshole, he kept doing it, so I started walking towards him, he immediately stopped and started speed walking. Ahaha. Lil bitch.

    You are a massive asshole.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Episode said:

    Cot DAMN I love it when jelly ass niggas stroke my ego. In Wal-Mart, I'm 'bout to turn into an aisle, this scrawny nigga puffs out his chest, flexes his arms, puts his arms all the way to the side, and starts strutting like a bodybuilder and shit. Basically mocking me, even doe I don't walk like that, essentially, making a beefcake joke, 'cause he saw what he wishes for. I literally said "Y u jelly doe? Stay swole, no pole boi." and smiled like an asshole, he kept doing it, so I started walking towards him, he immediately stopped and started speed walking. Ahaha. Lil bitch.

    You are a massive asshole.
    Yep. I agree with you, not so much in this case doe. He wants to start unnecessary shit, I fire back, I don't just take shit like a bitch.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    NolaMetal said:

    thats at least the second time someone has made a comment about you in public..which tells me you must look like a total fag in public cuz no one has ever done that to me before

    Except, it was nothing about looking gay, nothing more than a case of a jelly ass nigga mocking me 'cause of being swole, I fail to see how a jelly little bitch mocking my muscularity says anything about me looking like a fag, but aight, Senior.
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