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***Official Video Games Thread***

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  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    South park \m/
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,378 mod
    Jews can't be saviors


  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    I can't wait for this =))
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    Dane Central 3 ^:)^ \m/
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    Battlefield 3? :))
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    edited June 2012
    Kinda disappointed in Microsoft's conference today. I know entertainment is part of Xbox, but it's starting to become more dominate on the console then games.

    Halo 4 looked pretty good.
    Excited to see Gears Of War: Judgment

    So the new Gears is 14 years before Gears 1 >_O
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    So Dance Central 3 was HMX's big game announcement. Sigh, but still cool I guess, HMX is the best at making rhythm games by far.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Found a drinking game:


    Microsoft
    Take a sip:
    An obvious actor parent and child enjoy a game together
    Every time a game that uses Kinect is announced
    When Microsoft explains why Kinect is the future for games and media
    If a non-gaming aspect of Xbox Live is talked about
    For every exceptionally awesome kill in the new Gears of War and Halo games
    Finish your drink if:
    A new console or portable is announced
    Duke Nukem Forever 2

    ——-

    EA

    Take a sip:
    If the ending to Mass Effect 3 is brought up
    For each new sports game announced
    Every time you think “Crysis 3 looks REALLY pretty!”
    A Star wars game that doesn’t take place between episodes 4 and 6 is announced
    Stats about Star Wars: The Old Republic are given
    Finish your drink if:
    You jump during the Dead Space 3 presentation
    A partnership between EA and a company you like is announced

    ——-

    Ubisoft
    Take a sip:
    If someone comments that (or you think) a Rayman game looks gorgeous
    Every time a game with touch controls is announced
    A free to play game is announced
    Every time there is an exceptionally awesome kill in Assassin’s Creed III
    Finish your drink if:
    Beyond Good and Evil 2 isn’t mentioned (again)
    A new Prince of Persia game is announced

    ——-

    Sony
    Take a sip:
    If Sony apologizes for anything
    For every HD remake announced
    If either Final Fantasy Versus XIII or The Last Gaurdian is said to launch in 2013
    If somebody you’re watching with makes a comment on how Playstation All-Stars looks like Smash Bros (or you happen to think it)
    If a portable version of a console game is announced for PSVita
    For every exceptionally awesome kill in God of War Ascension
    Finish your drink if:
    A new console, portable, or thinner version of a current system is announced
    It’s Riiiiiiiidge Racer!

    ——-

    Nintendo
    Take a sip:
    Every time Reggie makes a long pause
    When statistics, charts, or graphs are shared
    If a strange gaming peripheral is shown
    If the Wii U tablet controller is placed on the ground
    If Miyamoto shows up
    Drink again if he came with awesome props
    Finish your drink if:
    A 3DS redesign is announced
    The Metroid and Star Fox mash-up game happens to be real

    ——-

    For All Press Conferences
    Take a sip each time:
    A sequel is announced
    A remake is announced
    A technical error occurs
    Someone looks silly onstage using motion control
    A celebrity makes an appearance
    Finish your drink if:
    Sega announces a new console
    Half Life 2: Episode 3 or Half Life 3 is announced
    Hideo Kojima announces that he will make an announcement

    IS YOUR BODY READY?
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    ...if i didnt hate GameStop so much, id recommend you to apply there, Dayna
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  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    On one hand I agree with you marc, but from a marketing stand point, it's very smart for Xbox for focus a lot on entertainment purposes to make it a more versatile product.

    It extends their customer base to more than just standard gamers and in that sense it can act as a gateway to get those people who might not yet be super into video games hooked into buying them more often.

    NO! I WANT GAMES TO PLAY WITH YALL DAMN IT >: O

    Xbox entertainment died for me when they took our Netflix party away from us [-(
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,130 master of ceremonies
    edited June 2012
    Xbox Smartglass looks like a shitty ripoff of the Wii U

    And the Wii U is already kinda shitty
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I posted that on this page Dayna
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Shit forgot that E3 was happening. Now to find the Microsoft press conference replay.
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    XCOM: Enemy Unknown looks cool haha
  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2012
    I'm recording G4's coverage of E3, so I can watch it after I get home from work.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,130 master of ceremonies
    Dishonored looks pretty cool

    Injustice: Gods Among Us looks meh
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    EA conference in 13 minutes.

    Dead Space 3 and Battlefield: Bad Company 3 ^:)^ \m/ \:D/
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,693 master of ceremonies
    THE SESSLER :O
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