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tweet - Just got a email from Adult Swim, Meatwad Hot Air balloon for sale!! $70k
Dear Eager Adventurer,
Are you tired of sitting indoors and counting what we assume to be your mountainous fortune while the world taunts you from outside? Do you spend all day with your head in the clouds, wishing you could just leave the financial concerns of your workaday world behind and float away on a magical, never-ending voyage? We understand. Here, let a familiar face take you in his beefy, greasy hands and whisk you away to lands of adventure and excitement with the Adult Swim Shop's most incredible and unbelievable offer ever: a genuine, serious-as-hell Meatwad Hot Air Balloon! High-flying, deep-frying adventures can be yours for the admittedly daunting yet totally-worth-it price of $70,000.
This unique purchase will score you your very own hot air balloon, custom-made by HEAD Balloons, including both a basket and Meatwad-themed envelope (that's the balloon part-- you'd better start memorizing the professional lingo) measuring approximately 90,000 cubic feet in size, and comes packaged with one officially piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental United States (signed release/waiver required).
After that initial ride, the balloon is all yours to fly anywhere you gosh-darn please-- provided, of course, that you have the necessary pilot's license and commercial insurance. The impressive price tag includes shipping (allow approximately 10 weeks for shipping time) and is non-refundable; you've gotta be in this for keeps, pal. There's no foolin' around in the high stakes world of enthusiast ballooning, so we're looking for serious prospective adventurers only.
You'd better start squaring away the necessary funds now, for Adult Swim is ready and waiting to grant your heart's wildest desire by combining your two greatest dream scenarios: the gift of flight and exclusive access to 90,000 cubic feet of meat.
Up, Up and Away,
AdultSwim.com
Are you tired of sitting indoors and counting what we assume to be your mountainous fortune while the world taunts you from outside? Do you spend all day with your head in the clouds, wishing you could just leave the financial concerns of your workaday world behind and float away on a magical, never-ending voyage? We understand. Here, let a familiar face take you in his beefy, greasy hands and whisk you away to lands of adventure and excitement with the Adult Swim Shop's most incredible and unbelievable offer ever: a genuine, serious-as-hell Meatwad Hot Air Balloon! High-flying, deep-frying adventures can be yours for the admittedly daunting yet totally-worth-it price of $70,000.
This unique purchase will score you your very own hot air balloon, custom-made by HEAD Balloons, including both a basket and Meatwad-themed envelope (that's the balloon part-- you'd better start memorizing the professional lingo) measuring approximately 90,000 cubic feet in size, and comes packaged with one officially piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental United States (signed release/waiver required).
After that initial ride, the balloon is all yours to fly anywhere you gosh-darn please-- provided, of course, that you have the necessary pilot's license and commercial insurance. The impressive price tag includes shipping (allow approximately 10 weeks for shipping time) and is non-refundable; you've gotta be in this for keeps, pal. There's no foolin' around in the high stakes world of enthusiast ballooning, so we're looking for serious prospective adventurers only.
You'd better start squaring away the necessary funds now, for Adult Swim is ready and waiting to grant your heart's wildest desire by combining your two greatest dream scenarios: the gift of flight and exclusive access to 90,000 cubic feet of meat.
Up, Up and Away,
AdultSwim.com
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Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain
Are you the world's biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a perfect replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok's luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.
CLICK HERE TO CONTACT US IF INTERESTED; SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Order a replica of Dethklok's fountain
Marble fountain; approx. 66" in height, 96" basin diameter
8-12 weeks production time
Ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
Price does NOT include shipping, will vary by location
$13,000 security deposit required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
Fountain is non-refundable
Seriously, this is real
-This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
-SKU: MTLASFOUNTAIN
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I can just imagine it now...
"Where's Alex??? He's late for the meeting! If he doesn't show up in five sec-"
*air balloons past office window*
LMFAO!!!! nice nice.